FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 2020
AND BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO SAYS DEMONIC D-RAT, KY GODLESS GOVERNOR ANDY BESHEAR IS THREATENING 14-DAY QUARANTINE FOR ATTENDING EASTER SERVICES.
On Trump’s 1176th Day In Office, With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
This week, everybody who’s been bored staying home, wearing a mask, and keeping safe distances during the current coronavirus crisis, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Perturbed In Park Hills, who despite having presented some powerful political poetry exclusively in The Blower for the past 20 months, has never actually won a Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest, probably because every week he’s presented an “overstuffed sonnet,” instead of a familiar five-line limerick.
Perturbed wins several dinners from a fine food truck of his choice during the coronavirus quarantine, an introduction to the folks at The Government Rag (An Educational Alternative News Site Since 2009) to see if they might be interested in reprinting some of his significant sonnets, and a compilation of his words of wisdom during the past 20 months in an upcoming special e-dition of The Blower.
Perturbed’s winning entry is:
A deadly virus we call Chinese Kung Flu
Threatens to turn the White House and Congress blue.
That’s the hope of the hate-America crowd,
Those well-paid thugs and their permanent dark cloud.
The Chinks have our economy by the balls,
Assuming, when Trump’s popularity stalls,
That their fellow Commies, the D-RAT Party,
Will reclaim their Deep State and party hearty.
“Wake up, America!” Earl Pitts used to say:
Some new information has entered the fray!
This “pandemic” was rehearsed last October,
So if our elected leaders were sober,
They’d want to know just what Bill Gates was up to,
With his paid simulated pandemic crew.
His “Event 201” even devised the fake news,
Now consumed by docile masses like booze.
If you believe the Kung Flu began with pigs,
Then you must be munching on bark and some twigs.
Before you bow down to the ruling elites,
You’d better consider why they’re clearing the streets.
It’s sure not about their concern for our health;
What it’s about is magnifying their wealth.