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Special “Weekend Wrap-up” E-dition

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2017
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HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says according to the History Channel, the American Revolution officially came to an end when representatives of the United States, Great Britain, Spain and France signed the Treaty of Paris on this day in 1783. The signing signified America’s status as a free nation, as Britain formally recognized the independence of its 13 former American colonies, and the boundaries of the new republic were agreed upon: Florida north to the Great Lakes and the Atlantic coast west to the Mississippi River.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says since the Continental Congress named a five-member commission to negotiate the treaty (John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, John Jay, Thomas Jefferson, and Henry Laurens) it was too difficult to make a choice today.

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Republican voters approve of President Trump’s criticism of GOP senators. DemocRATS don’t. Go figure!

MORE PUTRID POETRY: This is Labor Day weekend and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

Union Daze
Labor Day is on the way,
The workers gather at Coney.
Bash Trump is the game they’ll play
And the speeches will be phony.   

IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED TITLED “LABOR DAZE” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about why the Labor Day weekend doesn’t seem to be such a big deal these days. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.

THIS WEEK, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER says this week they were showing re-runs of left-wing late night comedians, but last year at this time even before he was elected, they were really already working fake news into their nightly Trump Bashing.

Jimmy Fallon said: Last night, Donald Trump said if he’s elected, he will employ a “deportation task force.” It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily

Conan O’Brien said: Last night, Donald Trump said if he’s elected, he will employ a “deportation task force.” It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily

And Jimmy Kimmel said: Donald Trump maintains that he will build a [border] wall. A beautiful wall. He keeps saying the wall will be beautiful. You know, there are some people who think we need to build a wall; I don’t think anyone’s requiring that it be beautiful. It seems like a simple basic wall, maybe from IKEA, would do the trick. He also said there will be no amnesty for immigrants who come into this country illegally, which is very bad news for his next three wives.

WE’RE STILL HEARING TOO MUCH LEFT-WING HATE SPEECH FROM OUR LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS

MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER wonders if Anderson’s construction getting finished last has anything to do with the personal priorities and attitude of the Turpin majority school board.

IN A RELATED ITEM: is West Clermont’s new school leaking already?

ALSO IN ANDERSON: Everybody’s talking about the way folks are dropping off all those bags of clothes for Hurricane Harvey victims at Cleaner Concept at 7857 Beechmont Avenue so Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas can make sure they’re clean before he loads up the Pappas-mobile and deliver them to the Red Cross.

AND HOW MANY PEOPLE are planning to show up at Wednesday night’s Anderson Township Republican Meeting just to see Ohio’s Delusional Governor as the featured speaker like it said in that e-mail from Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s Hamilton County Headquarters?

OUR GOOD FRIEND BOBBY LEACH says: “Speaking of misprints” 

REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES say a 37% increase on the Seniors Levy might sound like a lot, except if you’re on the Council On Aging waiting list .

AND HERE’S A TIP FROM OUR BUREAUCRAT BLASTER: If you have to leave a message for some bureaucRAT in Hamilton County, make sure you tell them you’re calling from Procter and Gamble and see how soon your call is returned.  

THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.

                   SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.

LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ , #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

JOHN GALT says: “I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”  

WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says U.S. equities finished the week and the first trading day of September with a gain Friday, on expectations that a weaker-than-expected rise in August nonfarm payrolls could dull the Federal Reserve’s desire to further raise borrowing costs in 2017.

THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others, and tomorrow Labor Day honors the American labor movement and the contributions that workers have made to the strength, prosperity, laws and well-being of the country. So what better way to celebrate than with FREE Stuff!

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how big he thought the crowd would be tomorrow at Monday’s AFL-CIO Labor Day Picnic at Coney Island. “Probably not as many as last year when Crooked Hillary’s Husband, Disgraced Ex-Pants Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton blamed Donald Trump and the Republicans, Kane explained. “Those Dumbed-Down DemocRATS voted for Obama twice and even planned to ignore all those scandals and vote for Hillary. “And you thought African Americans were the only stupid ones.”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Tracy Winkler, who may not still be getting paid for being the Hamilton County Clerk of Courts, but whose picture comes up every time we Google “Hamilton County Clerk of Courts.” No kidding!

AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”

MONDAY (SEPTEMBER 4) The Blower will be publishing our Annual “Union Daze” E-dition. You might want to check last year’s e-dition to see how many changes we had to make.

TUESDAY (SEPTEMBER 5) we’ll be reporting on what we overheard at Monday’s Labor Day Picnic at Coney Island and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will still be trying to figure out why so many Americans don’t like Union Thugs these days.

WEDNESDAY (SEPTEMBER 6) we’ll be checking to see how many people show up at the Anderson Township Republican Meeting to hear about our Ohio Delusional Governor John Kasich’s 2020 Presidential Campaign?   

THURSDAY (SEPTEMBER 7) we’ll be checking to see how many more bags of clothing people have taken to Cleaner Concept at 7857 Beechmont Avenue so Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas make sure they’re good and clean before he loads them in the Pappas Mobile and delivers them to the Red Cross.

THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (SEPTEMBER 8) Limerick isWhen you watch the Bungals this year

AND SATURDAY (SEPTEMBER 9) we’ll see if any of our Kneepad Liberals In The Press recall that on this date in 1987, Disingenuous DemocRAT Gary Hart admitted on “Nightline” to cheating on his wife.

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.

WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 

TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO

Just Wait Till You See What The Cop Bashers In The Media Do With This Video Show Kettering (Ohio) police officer Jonathon McCoy give nearly 30 commands to the occupants of a gray Ford van last Sunday once he saw the front-seat passenger had a gun in his right front pocket.

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