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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— MORE OF THE NEWS THEY SEEM TO LOSE — 

Lisa H Barsoomian is a US Attorney that graduated from Georgetown Law she’s a protege of James Comey and Robert Muller. Barsoomian with her boss R Craig Lawrence represented Bill Clinton in 1998 Lawrence also represented Robert Muller three times, James Comey five times, Barack Obama 45 times, Kathleen Sebelius 56 times, Bill Clinton 40 times and Hillary Clinton 17 times between 1998 and 2017.

Barsoomian herself represented the FBI at least five times.

So what does one more attorney with ties to the US intelligence community really matter? Think about Trump and his

recent tariffs on Chinese steel and aluminum imports, the border wall, DACA, everything coming out of California, the Uniparty unrelenting opposition to President Trump, the Clapper leaks, the Comey leaks, Attorney General Jeff Sessions recusal and subsequent 14 month nap with occasional forays into the marijuana legalization mix, and last but not least Muller’s never-ending investigation into collusion between the Trump team and the Russians

Why does Barsoomian, CIA operative, merit any mention?

Maybe it’s because Lisa H Barsoomian is Assistant Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s WIFE.

—Tonight’s Top Three Trump Tweets —

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“Human Equivalent Of Herpes” Returns

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – New Yorkers are reportedly in shock over the news that Kathy Griffin sold out Carnegie Hall in one day for an upcoming appearance.

“Holy crap, I knew we had a lot of sickos and retards here, but nothing like this. I’ve got to move.” said one resident. 

Griffin’s resurgence comes on the heels of liberal media’s concerted efforts to promote the failed comic after normal Americans rejected her for her psychopathic fantasies about murdering President Trump and generally being unfunny, desperate, and repellent.


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Nation Begins To Wonder If Allowing Huge Tech Companies To Surveil Them 24/7 Might Be Bad Idea

 

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Grumblethor The Mischievous Pleased With Mayhem His Magical Antics Have Wrought Upon White House–FBI Relations

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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #43 Published On March 26, 1991)You Can See That Entire Edition HERE

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