TRUMP CHRONICLES: (INTRODUCING OUR COVERAGE OF THE 2016 REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION)

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TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JULY 25, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THIS YEAR, NUDISTS WERE ALL WEARING MASKS

Last Week, The Blower’s Top 2016 Stories Included

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY LAST WEEK wasNo Nudes in Northside (But Plenty of Other Perverts!) 

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY LAST WEEK was “Nude Watchers in NoKY” (They say, “Voyeurs Make Better Lovers!”)

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY LAST WEEK was “National Nude Day In America” (But It’s Still OK If You Carry A Towel To Sit On)

JULY 18

But this week in 2016, The Blower remembers when Whistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff said he was glad we let him drive up to Cleveland early to cover the Republican National Convention, because as the sun rose Sunday morning over the Quicken Loans Arena in downtown Cleveland, 100 women stood completely nude, being photographed holding large, round mirrors facing the arena. No kidding!

It’s a good thing Esquire did a big spead on the nude protest, or some people might think we were just having fun making it all up.

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