Daily Archives: July 4, 2019

Special “Thursday’s Tactics” E-dition

Trump’s 895th Day In Office

This afternoon at The Blower’s pool party, Political Insiders were distracted by some of the lovely Whistleblower-Newswire “Flag Girls,” but still had time to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane when The Blower would be planning to start sending WHISTLEGRAMS again.

“It’s funny you should ask, Kane explained, “The Trumpster’s unprecedented use of the social media platform Twitter has been making presidential communications great again, “and The Blower wants to get in on all that fun.”

Maybe The Blower should sent out a WHISTLEGRAM about all of those Dumbed Down Americans who are calling today’s paid-day-off the “Fourth of July,” instead of “Independence Day.” If we did, maybe it would look something like this.