Daily Archives: December 28, 2018

RECENT E-DITIONS (DECEMBER 10-28)

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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(SCHUMER SHUTDOWN UPDATE )

“Fake News Update”
(“King of Fake News” Contest)

“Trump’s To Do List” 

(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)

“Hillary’s Hangups” 

(Trying To See If There’s A Pattern)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Year-End Wussie Bashing)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2018

“Saying Goodbye To 2018” 

(It Was Our Trumpiest Year Ever)image013

“Avoiding Holiday Depressions”

(Laughing At Other People’s Pain)

Many Happy Returns” 

(Let’s Take Back All Those Crappy Presents For A Refund)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(WashPost Stealth Edits Item Attacking Trump After WSJ Calls Them Out)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Little Mikey Brown)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #706 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Has Not Been Inconvenienced By The So-Called Government Shutdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2018

AnnualCinci-Kwanzaabration E-dition

(It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!)image022

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Five Most Politically Biased Courses Of 2018)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #31, Published January 1, 1991)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning,On Day #705 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When Members Of Congress Plan To Vote Themselves Another Raise, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2018

“Christmas Day” E-dition

(Featuring “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days Of Christmas)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(11 of the Most Outrageous Moments from CNN’s ‘Cuomo Prime Time’ in ’18)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #704 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why Members of Congress Still Get Paid During Their Government Shutdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2018

“Shutdown Dance Update” 

(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid)

“Christmas Eve Day” 
(Happy Humbug, Everybody)

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“Political Christmas Cards”
(Paid For By Their Campaigns)

“Christmas Cockle Warming” 
(Making You Feel Good All Over)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #703 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Persons Of Consequence Will Know The Government Shutdown Is Over, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2018

“Shutdown Dance” 

(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid!)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Making Christmas Great Again” 

(Trump Cancels Christmas In Florida To Deal With Shutdown In DC Which Will Continue Until Thursday)How Many Congressmen Have Left DC For The Holiday?

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Politics-Free Bible Stories) 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2018

“Dreaming Of A White Lives Matter Christmas” 

(Just Like The Ones We Used To Know)

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Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Nets: ‘Chaos’ as We ‘Hurtle Towards a Shutdown’ After Trump ‘Torpedo’)

“Job Security” 

(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #701 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Says Trump Should Keep The Government Shut Down Until Congress Gives The American People What They Voted For, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2018

“2018 Government Shutdown Update”
(Best Christmas Ever)

“World Orgasm for Peace Day” 
(Checking the O-Meter)

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“Winter Solstice Celebration” 
(So we said to the Pagan, “That’s funny, you don’t look Druish!”)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Doubters and Disbelievers)image005

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2018

Just Another Republican Cave In” 
(America’s Sell-Out Is Complete)

“Gingerbread Men Castration Update” 

(Political Correctness Targets Cookies)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Oopsy! CNN ‘Journalist of the Year’ Exposed as Fake News Specialist)

“Conservative Canines” 

(Pictures of Patriotic Pooches)image004

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Bobby Blevins)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #699 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching RINOs Getting Ready To Cave-In One More Time, This Time On Trump’s Border Wall Funding, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2018

“Passing The Tax Cuts And Jobs Act” 

(It Was Just In Time For Christmas)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(When There Were Only 31 More Days Until The Trumpster’s Inauguration 

“Why Crooked Hillary Lost” 

(We Really Love Telling This Story)

“Impeachment Anniversary” 

(Do You Think Today’s TEA Party Members Will Even Remember?)image004

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #30, Published December 18, 1990)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativeCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #698 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About The Latest On The Border Funding Crisis, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(It’s Beginning To Look Like A Trump Christmas)

Chaos On Campus” 

(WSU Stocks Men’s Bathrooms With FREE Menstrual Products)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(CNN Guest: Trump Scandal ‘Probably Worse Than Watergate”)

Why Santa Is So Jolly” E-dition

(Because He Knows Where All the Naughty Girls Live)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #690 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What Happens With His Border Wall Battle With Disingenuous D-RATS Nancy Pelosi  And Chuck Schumer, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2018

“Monday’s Message” 

(More Border Bickering

“Crappy Holiday Office Party” 
(What Happens Under The Mistletoe Stays Under The Mistletoe)image004

“Keeping Christmas Merry”
(By Banning Politics At The Dinner Table)

“More Stocking Stuffers” 
(Every Day Is Christmas For Liberals Looking For More FREE STUFF!)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativeCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #696 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Anything Will Really Come Of Disgraced Ex-FBI Director James Comey’s Perjured Testimony In Congress Today, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2018

 “TEA Party Day” 
(And We Wonder If TEA Parties Are Still In Businesss)image004

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Andersonian Apocalypse Update”

(We Need A Freaking Audit)

“CNN Christmas Carols” 

(To Warm The Heart Of Your Cockles)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today Seeing How Many People Actually Remembered ) image005

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2018

“Truthful News” 

(Trust Us, Tonight It’s Not Fake)image026

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

 

“Running Amok in Kentuck’” 

(As The War on Christmas Continues)image004

 “Propaganda Media” 
(It’s Not Really A New Idea)image004

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
The True Meaning of Chri$tma$)

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 
(It’s Trump’s Party And He’ll Cancel If He Wants To)

“Fake News Update” 

(Making “Fake News” Fun Since 1990)image007

image006“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Alan Falfa)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

( Day After Mocking Pompeo as a ‘Butt Boy,’ Mika Away at ‘Family Event’)

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #692 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Long It Will Be Before Trump Cancels Press Conferences With Folks Who Hate Him And Call Him Names Like He Did With This Year’s White House Christmas Party With The Press, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2018

Happy Midway Day, Everybody 

(The Trumpster’s Actually Served Half Of His First Term)

“Andersonian Apocalypse Update”

(The Cover-Up Continues)

 “What’s Right With America” 
(Honoring Real American Heroes!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #29, Published December 11, 1990)image005

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #691 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What Was In Robert Mueller’s Letter To Santa, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(Trump’s Border Wall Battle With The Disingenuous DemocRATS)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Prof: Virgin Mary Didn’t Give Consent)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Liberal Media Scream: Together Now, Networks Preach ‘Impeachment’)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #690 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What Happens With His Border Wall Battle With Disingenuous D-RATS Nancy Pelosi  And Chuck Schumer, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2018

“Monday’s Message” 

(The “Baby It’s Cold Outside” Controversy) 

“Liberal Holiday” 

(Taking CHRIST Out Of Christmas!)

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“Seasons Greetings From Kentucky” 

(Watching Out For Those Elves In Erlanger!)Behind Bars Santa Arrested for Breaking and Entering Bah Humbug Series

“Political Correct Holidays”

(It’s Not Too Early To Say “Humbug!”)

“Truth About Santa”
(Yes, Virginia… Trump Really is Santa Claus)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #689 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Who’s Responsible For The Recent Downturn In The Stock Market, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )