THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2018
Trump’s 671st Day In Office
It’s Really Hard To Believe We’ve Been Doing This For Eleven Long Years
Last weekend, the guys at “Not the Fishwrap” received a veritable cornucopia of votes for their Eleventh Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the person who was selected as the biggest turkey of the year would be shown with their heads on bodies of turkeys. This year, the 2018 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest was again sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants and Northern Kentucky turkeys were not left out, because separate winners were awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
Earlier today, we announced winners of our Eleventh Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the people who were selected as the biggest turkeys of the year would be shown with their heads on the bodies of turkeys.
“Crooked Hillary,” of course, won the Biggest National Turkey of the Year Award for 2017. Delusional GOP Governor John Kasich still running for President in 2020 won the Biggest Ohio Turkey of the Year Award for 2018. Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters once again won the 2018 Biggest Kentucky Turkey of the Year Award.
And this Thanksgiving, our Feckless Fishwrappers deserve a Rafter Of Turkeys Award for not reporting anything about Jessica Miranda’s multiple state investigations (2011-45-1491, 2012-28-197, 2014-28-2039) regarding her felony violations over the past five years that might have affected that Disingenuous DemocRAT’s current 56 vote margin of victory for the 28th District Ohio House seat.
And the Conservative Agenda once again unanimously voted to revise-and-extend Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s Lifetime Achievement Turkey of the Year Award. Fortunately for Alex, Obama pardoned him in 2016 along with the other White House Turkeys.
Previously, the troika of turkey winners in Cincinnati included Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley, Cranley’s hand-picked City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black, and Cincinnati’s Ex Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell.
Also last year in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo announced the 2017 Winner in Kentucky should once again be the 2015 Winner, Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-Loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-Yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $Tan Che$ley, because he’s still afraid to come to Kentucky to pick up his prize with that Boondoggle Bench Warrant still outstanding.
At that moment, many previous Whistleblower Turkeys of the Year must’ve breathed sighs of relief because they hadn’t been chosen again, since, let’s face it, once the Guys from “Not the Fishwrap” have your picture all turkied up, it’s easy enough to give you the award one more time. Who will ever forget all those years Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Did It Take So Long For Me To Be Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters won in Kentucky.
Turkey-stuffing Tino Del Gato was among our 4,482 Cincinnati Persons of Consequences who nominated Disgraced Dainty DemocRAT Former Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory to be Cincinnati’s 2014 Turkey of the Year for the gifts that keep in giving—make that—taking (the Trolley Folly and Mahogany’s), not to mention the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center (Mallory’s Triple Crown of wasted monies).
And that year in Northern Kentucky, although members of the Cabal Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio) were still rooting for a “Three-Peat” for “Crazy Eric,” outraged TEA Party Patriots flooded us with ballots for Co-winners Matt Bevan, who had been humiliated when he ran against U.S. Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in the Republican Primary, and Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes, who embarrassed herself and every Dishonest DemocRAT in Kentucky when she couldn’t even admit she’d voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012.
That year in Anderson, The Blower congratulated “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, not related to Former Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, as Anderson’s first-ever Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest Winner in Anderson Township. Smiling Dallas’ neighbors on Signal Hill Lane were so proud.
Meanwhile, members of The Anderson Township Republican Party and the Anderson TEA Party wanted The Blower to be certain to acknowledge Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas for their part in passing the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam. Gerth was seen publicly supporting the Tax Hike Scam in this video and Pappas’ name was included in that full-page ad of Tax Scam Supporters.
Most people thought Anderson Township was politically “Conservative.” The Blower says it looks stupidly liberal, in reality. Some people were beginning to wonder when Gerth and Pappas would officially announce they’ve switched political parties. Our fiscally conservative, less tax, less government, TEA Party endorsed these two RINO Anderson Township Trustees, who after less than a year in office couldn’t support a massive bond and tax levy increase from the Forest Hills School District fast enough. But it was then only one more year until their re-elections. And obviously Absent-Minded Andersonians didn’t remember anyway?
That’s why Angry Andersonians were happy to nominate Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas to be part of the Township’s Turkey Troika. Gobble, Gobble!
This is the Official “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest. Any other “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest you may see published elsewhere on Thanksgiving is surely a fake, especially the one in the Morning Fishwrap.
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