SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2018
Trump’s 646th Day In Office
By Charles Foster Kane
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher
You don’t need the Fearless Forces of Political Correctness to warn you not to talk about dressing up like Crooked Hillary as the Most Hated Woman in America or a Benghazi terrorist carrying a big bomb today to go trick-or-treating in an American airport.
For years, multi-culturalists have forbidden you to wear such “insensitive costumes.” You can’t dress up like a hobo, devil, Boy Scout, pedophile priest, homosexual Eskimo, Cleveland Indian, pregnant teenager, hunchback, hairy-legged lesbian, fat person, Michael Jackson, Teddy Kennedy in a wet suit, Vince Foster with a hole in his head, George Clooney, Barbra Streisand, or a witch who just happens to look like Hillary, although you could dress up like That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt, who Clermont Cronies say still just happens to look like a witch.
But the one thing you still can’t do in 2018, especially if you own a bar in Mason, Ohio, would be to put a helpful sign in your window saying “For Service, Speak English,” if neither you nor your employees could speak Spanish. If you did, the Harpies from HOME (Housing Owners Made to Pay Extortion) would still claim you were hurting the feelings of some poor illegal immigrant (whom they can’t actually identify because of racially discriminatory deportation laws) and refer their caustic charges to the Ohio Political Correctness Commission, and PC Fanatics at the Morning Fishwrap’s Idiotorial Board would surely call you a “bigot.”
Liberals show their tolerance by telling lies, name-calling, and trying to burn all Rush Limbaugh’s dittoheads at the stake. And with only nine more days till Trump’s Mid-Term Elections on November 6, their willing accomplices in the press are still busy trying to fool all those Dumbed-Down, Self–Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all their “FAKE NEWS” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, one more time.
Halloween used to be the day when folks dressed up in funny costumes and took to the streets begging for goodies. But walking the streets and turning tricks this year, is that wretched refuse for whom we can only hope November 7 will be their day of reckoning. Political panhandlers try to disguise themselves as people who care and roam neighborhoods or clutter your TV with commercials, not to mention all those Robotcalls during dinner time, begging for votes so they can get their hands on your goodies. And when they do, We the Over-Taxed Payers will fall prey to all sorts of their dirty tricks.
When you see automobile ads on TV, they always explain the financing. When banks advertise loans, they always have to tell you how much the interest charge will be. It’s called “Truth in Lending.” But when candidates run political ads, they don’t ever have to tell the truth. They can say damn near anything they want and call it “protected free speech.” Do you remember a few years ago when ads for Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune’s and David A. Pepper’s $900 million Feel-Good-Social Programs Tax Scam that would’ve also included the GOP Sheriff Simon E. Leis Memorial Hoosegow didn’t even have to tell you what each new bed would really cost, because they knew if they did, nobody in his right mind would ever vote for it?
And how scary were those TV commercials for the new jail— shouldn’t they at least have been banned during the “family viewing period?” Threatening to let Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers out of jail scares the hell out of little children. Or they could just let Mean Jean Schmidt explain abortion to your children. (MORE LATER)