Daily Archives: October 26, 2018

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: 
(Mail Bomber Update)

“Republican Replay” 

(This Week In 2016 We Were Ignoring Michael Moore’s Movie)

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Official “National Sarcasm Month” 

(Because Beating the Crap out of people is illegal)image013

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Wondering If Men Ever Claim They’ve Been Sexually Assaulted)image012

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
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Is Real Journalism Already Dead?)image005

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”
(Fake News Fake Bombs)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Asstap Purvertal)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Disgusting: NYT Publishes Trump Assassination Fiction, ‘How It Ends’)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Isn’t Anything Crooked Hillary’s Campaign Ever Did Honest?)image010

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, With Only 12 More Days Till Our Trump Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Who Mailed All Those DemocRAT Pipe Bombs, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(Reporting Today’s Top News Stories For The Past Two Freaking Years)

“Meaningless Media Endorsements” 

(More Reasons Media Credibility Is So Low)

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“Insensitive Halloween Costumes Warning” 
(More Political Correctness Running Amok)image011

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #74, Published October 29, 1991)image006

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Wondering Why Cincy Dave Wasn’t Celebrating Crooked Hillary’s Birthday)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #642 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If How Much Farther The DemocRATS’ Marching Mob Has To Travel To Reach The U.S. Mexico Border, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2018

“Size Matters For The Media” 

(Except At A Trump Rally)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Three Pillars of Leftist Propaganda Are The Media, Academia, and the DemocRAT National Committee)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Cheer Squad: Nets Gush about Beto ‘Running Hard’, ‘Energizing’ Dems)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Trump Claims The Election Is Rigged)

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“Tuesday’s Toons
(This Morning, With Only 14 More Days Till Our Historic Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What We’re All Going To Do With No Trump MAGA Rally To Watch On TV Tonight, Is Liking All Those Elizabeth Warren DNA Jokes, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, 2018

 “Monday Message” 
(Sales of Halloween Masks Point To Ominous Prediction For Hillary)image005

“CFK Separation Day” 

(Not Yet An Official National Holiday)

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“Whistleblower War On Bureaucracy”

(Here’s Something Else We’re Really Against!)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Trump Denies Polling Nosedive)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning,  With Only 15 More Days Till Our Historic Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If The Fake News Media Will Be Showing Pictures Of All Those Trump Fans Waiting Outside Tonight’s Yuge MAGA Rally And Tailgate Party In Texas, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2018

Remembering 2016 Political Posters

(From The 2016 Presidential Campaign with only 16 more days To Go)image048

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Trump Gives His Gettysburg Address)

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 “Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Peaceful Politics)

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2018

Crappy “Sweetest Day”

(Who Stole All Our Damn Nougats?)image005

“Patronage County Today” 

(“For The Children” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Saturday Strategery”

(So What’s The Trumpster’s Mid-Term Strategery These Days?)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, On Day #631 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What Happened To All That Civility In America, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(Including Ben Garrison’s “Red Wave Rising 2018)

“Friday’s Features Page Two” 

(Now For Something Completely Patriotic)

“Friday’s Features Page Three” 

(The “Dumbest Black Bitch In Florida” Contest)

“Liberal Propaganda Media”

(Fake News Update)

“Conservative Comedy” 

Special “Friendly Reminder” 
(Don’t Forget What Saturday Is!)

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“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Making Presidential Campaigns Great Again)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Deterring Dirty Digital Discussions)

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2018

“Republican Replay” (19 More Days)

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WikiLeaks: Email Suggests Obama Knew About Clinton’s Private Server 

REMEMBERING

(The 2016 Whistleblower Focus Group After The Third And Final Debate)image037

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Nets Ignore Upsurge in Attacks Against GOP Candidates and Lawmakers)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Making Presidential Campaigns Great Again)image010

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning,  With Only 19 More Days Till Our Historic Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Busy Watching All That Radical DemocRAT Mob Violence, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2018

“Remembering”

(When The Blower’s Political Prophesy foretold the biggest lie Obama ever spewed)

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“Lawyer Hunting Season”

(Guns Don’t Kill Lawyers, People Kill Lawyers!)image018

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #73, Published October 22, 1991)

SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE HEARINGS, HOW TIMELY IS THIS?!image005

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Making Presidential Campaigns Great Again)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, With Only 20 More Days Till Our Historic Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Trying To Figure Out All Those Different Time Zones For The Upcoming Trump Rallies, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: 
(Just Another Travesty Of A Mockery Of A Sham)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(UW Faculty Member Secretly Records Conservative Students, Doxxes And Mocks Them On Twitter)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Disaster for Warren as All Three Nets Mock Native American Claims)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Newspapers Hate Trump)image011

“Tuesday’s Toons
(This Morning, With Only 21 More Days Till Our Historic Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Liking All Those Elizabeth Warren DNA Jokes, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2018

Special “Monday Message” E-dition
(More Satirical Web Pages)

“National Bosses Day” 

(Do You Think All The Blower’s Employees Will Get The Message Today?)image018

Another “WikiLeaks Update” 

(Proving Everything We Always Said About Obama And Hillary Was 100% True)image005

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(FBI Downgrades Classification of Crooked Hillary’s E-mails)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #633 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Soon The Blower Will Be Criticized For Using The “M Word” When Referring To Violent Leftist Mobs, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2018

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Crooked Hillary’s Long-Awaited WikiLeaks Report)

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 “Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Politeness And Propriety)

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2018

“Making Campaign Rallies Great Again” 

(Rally ‘Round The Trump)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(More Media Hypocrisy & Dishonesty)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Illegal Briefs” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Is 2018 Looking More Like 2016 Every Day Or What?!)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, On Day #631 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What Happened To All That Civility In America, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(Ben Garrison’s GrrrNewsletter)

WHISTLEGRAM
(Would We Be Guilty Of Splitting Hairs?)

“Clinton-Comey Corruption” 

(How Your Gangster Government Functions)

 Another “PussyGate Update” E-dition 

(Bill Clinton Rapist Protester Auditions Were Then Going On)

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“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Is 2018 Looking More Like 2016 Every Day Or What?!)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Political Poll-emics
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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”
(Size Matters Update)

“Political Oceanography”   

(Today We’re Studying Different Kinds Of Waves)

“Locker Room Banter” 

(It’s The Way Real Men Talk)image009

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Media Hypocrisy & Dishonesty)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Is 2018 Looking More Like 2016 Every Day Or What?!)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #629 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Who’s Responsible For All That Radical DemocRAT Mob Violence In America These Days, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Card” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Early Voting”

(For Dumbed Down Dems Who Want To Vote Early And Often)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #72, Published October 15, 1991)

SCOTUS, CLARENCE THOMAS, ANITA HILL, HOW TIMELY IS THIS?!

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“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Is 2018 Looking More Like 2016 Every Day Or What?!)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #628 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About Third Supreme Court Nominee, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: Trump’s Size Matters

(But The Fake News Media Will Never Show It)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Anti-Kavanaugh Protest Postponed ‘In Recognition Of Indigenous People’s Day’)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Trump Derangement Syndrome)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Is 2018 Looking More Like 2016 Every Day Or What?!)

“Tuesday’s Toons
(This Morning, On Day #627 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What The Trumpster Has To Say About Our Local Fake News Outlets At Friday’s Big MAGA Rally for Ohio’s First District Trump-Loving Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead at The Warren County Fairgrounds, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 8, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: 
(
Goodbye, Columbus)

“Columbus Day Guest Editorial” 

(Putting All Those PC Fanatics In Their Place!)

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“Columbus Day Name Change” 

(More Political Correctness Running Amok)image004

“Columbus Day” 

(Liberals claim Columbus Day celebrates the deaths of 20 million people!)image020

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Waiting To See What They Smear Trump With Next)image010

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #626 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How The Anderson Redskins Are Celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day Today, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.