Daily Archives: July 7, 2018

Special “Lighter Side Of Illegal Immigration” E-dition

SATURDAY, JULY 7, 2018
Trump’s 533rd Day In Office

You’re sitting comfortably at home relaxing after a hard day’s work

Suddenly 20 people you don’t know climb your fence, knock down your door, let themselves in and plop down in your living room. They help themselves to the food in your fridge, tell you you need to take their sick ones to the doctor and pay for it. After you’ve done that you need to enroll their kids in the local public school or college and buy their clothes and supplies. Oh, by the way, they plan on staying with you indefinitely. So get used to it! How does one feel? Sneaking into the US or Canada illegally does not make one an immigrant anymore than breaking into somebody’s house makes you a part of their family.

Now let’s see how this goes over in the Liberal, expensive neighborhoods across America… Especially all the ones that had CROOKED HILLARY signs in their front yards!

“BUILD THE WALL
AND DEPORT THEM ALL”

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. That’s because certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

SO LET’S SAY I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE…
Or let’s say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.

But I say, ‘No! I like it here. It’s better than my house. I’ve made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I’ve done all the things you don’t like to do I’m hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to feed me
You are Required to add me to your family’s insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family

My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.

It’s only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I’m just trying to better myself. I’m a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can communicate with me.

Why can’t people see how ridiculous this is?!
America is populated and governed by idiots.

If you agree, pass it on (in English). If not blow it off……… along with your future Social Security funds and a lot of the former benefits of being an American Citizen-Just Say’n!