FRIDAY, MARCH 09, 2018
Let’s Put Hillary in the Pillory
Yesterday’s winner of the Whistleblower’s Best Liberal Liar Award was Hillary Rodham Clinton, whom not even all the Kneepad Liberals in the Press still believe about her missing e-mails. Let’s face it, when Conservatives were thinking about the GREAT UNDO ELECTION of 2016 to begin cleaning up all of the damage done during the Devolution of our Culture throughout the historic Obama Administration, could the nation have really trusted Hillary to create jobs in America? The last time she had a job to do she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky. But Harried Hillary had a pretty straightforward message for Disgruntled DemocRATS and the media: “Suck it up, Liberals. I’m all you’ve got. There’s no viable alternative to me other than having Donald Trump in the White House.” But The Blower says since Crooked Hillary and Bernie were the best candidates our Dishonest Dems would ever find for 2016, if the incompetent RINOs couldn’t have eked out a win in that election, America would’ve surely deserved what it would get!
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor
Why, it’s none other than South Carolina Republican Congressman Trey Gowdy, who was the featured speaker came all that way to that Clermont County Republican Club Lincoln Day Dinner just to answer Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s question about indicting Hillary this way: “Congress doesn’t indict, we issue a ‘report,” and it’s a-comin’ ” This week, House Oversight Chairman Trey Gowdy along with House Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte sent a letter to Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein urging them to appoint a special counsel to investigate actions by the DOJ/FBI/Obama Administration/Clinton Campaign and Foundation
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody who could help to send Hillary to the Hoosegow to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Gowdy’s “Facts are neither Republican nor DemocRAT.”
“GHOSTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE,” by Monica Lewinsky
When Hillary Clinton is sworn in as President in 2017, she will finally be disposed of Bill will be spending her first night alone in the White House. She will finally be free from Bill and will have been waiting for a lifetime for this.
On the first night: Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.” “Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
On the second night: the next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears, and Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?” Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.” “Ohhh! I really, really don’t want to do that,” Hillary replies.
On the Third night: the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears and Hillary again asks, “How can I best serve my country?” Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
“SPEAKING CLEARLY” by Demosthenes Tadwell
Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that a month, yet it probably is quote of the year! No, DECADE. Wait a minute. It’s the greatest quote EVER! And it’s 100% true, because Hillary really said:
“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”
– Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014
Could someone please tell me what the hell she just said? After all, she is running for President?
“A MONUMENT FOR HILLARY” by $tan Che$ley
I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest DemocRAT of them all. He left, not knowing where he was going and when he got there he didn’t know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on somebody else’s money.
Hillary R. Clinton Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
AND A QUICKIE from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
First Lois Lerner, Then Hillary Clinton, Now Eric Holder.
How Corrupt Is This Administration?
We have found Nixon’s successors and they’re all Dishonest DemocRATS!
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with way too much time on their hands.
TODAY’S “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO
Hillary for calling families of Benghazi victims liars.
Another Women’s History Month Moment
More Hillary’s Lie Stories We’re Working On
- Benghazi was caused by a video
- I learned how to make a killing in cattle futures by reading the Wall Street Journal
- I Landed under sniper fire in Bosnia
- We were dead broke when we left the White House
- My daughter was in the World Trade Center on 9/11
- Businesses don’t create jobs
- Actually, I have been very consistent.
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said you know Hillary is lying to you:
(A) Won’t look you in the eye: 2%
(B) Provide too much information: 1%
(C) Says “Well, as I recall”: 1%
(D) Her lips are moving: 96%
HILLARY’S LIES HOT LINE
e-mail your egregious examples today.
Some Hillary Bashing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Hillary Bashing subscribers, but we could always use more.
Classic Whistleblower Video
Hillary Clinton – Lies
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