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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Ten List—
Tonight It’s The Top Ten reasons Anti-Trump FBI Agent Peter Strzok is no longer a big part of Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s $7 Million Probe which has turned out to be the biggest Political Witch Hunt In History:
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok Caught Exchanging Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton Messages With His Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton Mistress
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok involved in the Russia Probe.
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok involved in FISA Surveillance
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok involved in the Anti-Trump Dossier Paid For By Crooked Hillary and The D-RATS.
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok Oversaw FBI’s Flynn Ambush Interview
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok conducted “Crooked Hillary’s” So-Called Interview
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok Softened Comey’s Exoneration Language of how “Crooked Hillary” Hillary Clinton handled classified information from “grossly negligent”(which would be a crime) to “extremely careless” (which was not).
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok Made Sure Crooked Hillary’s Cronies Cheryl Mills and Huma Abedin were not charged after Lyning To The FBI the Way Flynn Was
Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok was fired months ago, but we’re just hearing about it now.
…And the number one reason Anti-Trump FBI Agent Peter Strzok is no longer a big part of Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s $7 Million Probe which has turned out to be the biggest Political Witch Hunt In History is… Anti-Trump Pro-Clinton FBI Agent Peter Strzok was expendable, since everybody else on Mueller’s Team hated Trump too.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweets —
(Showing How Right He’s Been All Along)
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Frantic NFL Presents Teams With Protest Options
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Sources say the National Football League is desperately working to stem plummeting revenues and fan satisfaction over player protests during the National Anthem. In a conference call with team owners Thursday night, the League reportedly offered the following list of acceptable protest options as long as players stand during the Anthem:
Wear American flag shoe insoles
Cross fingers of left hand behind back
Glance at small ‘FUCK THE U.S.’ signs hidden from public view
Pretend to sing anthem while substituting words of support for Black Lives Matter, anti-Trump, etc.
Combination of above
Accept $10K bonus per game for hand on heart and loudly singing Anthem with tears in eyes
Inside NFL sources say players on at least 15 teams have agreed to the new guidelines and believe the rest will fall in line before the weekend.
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WASHINGTON—Recognizing that he’s a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to walk the face of the earth yet was still on the right side of party lines, the Republican National Committee released their new “He’s A Scumbag, But He’s Our Scumbag” ad Tuesday to endorse Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore.… Continue Reading
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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