This Is Only The Latest School Scandal

Wondering If They Had A “Three Way”

This morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the latest scandal at the Forest Hills Schools when three employees were put on leave this week who were accused of “sending explicit sexual messages to each other” during school hours and using school accounts and devices.

Director of Business Operations Ray Johnson turned in his resignation on Monday.

Treasurer Rick Toepfer and Amorous Administrative Assistant Beth Brulport were put on paid leave pending the final outcome of a district investigation.

“Check out ‘Insatiable Beth’ Brulport’s ‘Home Wrecker’ videos on YouTube,” Kane explained. “Look for the one on ‘married men.’ It seems a boyfriend she cheated on recovered all her texts to prove the cheating then posted them in videos he even shows up on some of the texts for all to see.”

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