MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2017
Last Month We Said, “Send In The Skunk”
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why those media-orchestrated Race Riots in St. Louis were still going on, especially after The Blower’s report when Phoenix Police Tear-Gassed all those George Soros Funded Radical ANTIFA Terrorists Rioting in Phoenix after the Trump Rally, and that Really Stupid Radical ANTIFA Protester got shot in the balls with a pepper ball after kicking tear gas back at police. At the time, The Blower couldn’t stop wondering if any of those folks ever followed up on that ingenious Israeli crowd control method we reported last year called “Skunk Water.”
“They seem to be having a lot of fun out there, Kane explained. Just look at the Top Ten “St. Louis Riot” Headlines on Free Republic:
Last month The Blower explained what Skunk Water is:
The Blower said for those who want less violent means used in handling protests, this seems to be the perfect fit, because it’s guaranteed to clear an area without the risk of casualties. It’s a riot control weapon that really works. It’s non-toxic, non-lethal, but very effective. No wonder the Palestinians want it banned. They say it makes them feel degraded. The Blower can imagine how long the aroma might last on an unwashed American demonstrator, although with most of those Radical ANTIFA Terrorists, how would you know the difference?
We even gave you another demonstration, but that video is now unavailable
And we reported three months after Ferguson had erupted in protest over the police killing of unarmed Black teenager Michael Brown, the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department (SLMPD) has added the Israeli weapon to its protest-crushing arsenal.
So now The Blower wonders if St. Louis actually bought “Skunk Spray” for Riot Control as previously reported, WTF are they waiting for? Maybe they’re waiting for a really big riot.
Or maybe those rioters should’ve listened when Chris Rock explained
“How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police”