Special “Trump’s Twitter Typo” E-dition

FRIDAY, JUNE 2, 2017
More Postive Proof Trump Is Not Qualified To Be President

At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why the Destroy Trump Media had spent so much time obsessing over Trump’s Twitter Typo, after his auto correct mis-typed the word “Coverage” in the middle of the night earlier this week and sent reporters into a tailspin of faux confusion and concern.

“Political Pseudo Psychoanalysts at FAKE NEWS CNN even wondered if typing the word “Covfefe” while you’re half asleep would be an impeachable offense,” Kane explained.

Not since the “Hogamus Higamus” controversy has there been such excitement, when a literary lady dreamt that she’d composed a wonderful poem. So convinced was the Poetess of her poem’s value to humanity that she woke up and sleepily committed the masterpiece to paper. In the morning she scanned her writing-pad eagerly and read: “Hogamus Higamous; Man is Polygamous. Higamus Hogamus; Woman Monogamous.”

Can’t you just imagine our so politically correct pseudo psychoanalysts at FAKE NEWS CNN arguing about that?