MONDAY, JUNE 6, 2016
Take Cincinnati’s Gorilla Murder Story For Example
At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all that national news coverage of the killing of our beloved Harambe, a 17-year-old Gorilla-American at the Cincinnati Zoo, who’d been shot by Maynard’s Murderers to “to protect” a 4-year-old (downgraded to a 3-year-old) child, who was trespassing in the Gorilla Pit.
“We’ve seen it in The Blower’s Cartoon E-ditions,” Kane explained. “When a story becomes important nationally, Editorial Cartoonists will exploit it until the story cools off, like our Late Night TV Comedians. Just look at some of the Gorilla Cartoons we’ve published so far.”