Tuesday, February 10, 2014        

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers    

• Why should anybody be surprised when politicians get caught during the Age of Obama “not telling the truth,” especially after The Blower discovered the possibility that Obama Supporters in the Press have been covering up for all of Obama’s lies since Day One, because NBC’s Lyin’ Brian Williams was just recently forced to recant that Iraq War Lie he’s been repeating for the past 12 Years? —The Truth in Media Campaign
• It’s not just fun to mock Brian Williams, it performs a truly useful service. It’s good for reporting and it’s good for democracy, too. — Charles Lipson, Real Clear Politics
• Is that why The Blower always says we’re too lazy, too stupid, or too DISHONEST to bring you the truth? —Feckless Fishwrappers
• That’s why we chose Britt Hume’s “In the end, you make your reputation and you have your success based upon credibility and being able to provide people who are really hungry for information what they want.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
• When will somebody other than Brian Williams to be eligible for one of our daily awards?—Liberal Liars Awards
• Williams’ excuse was that “Hillary had also lied about being shot at in Bosnia, so what difference does it make anyway?” —The CBS News Team
• Williams’ predecessor at NBC News Icon Tom Brokaw wanted Williams fired, but Dan Rather, the CBS anchor who was forced to resign after he reported on a fake document, backed Brian Williams as a “decent, honest man.” —George Stephanopoulos, ABC News  
• Obama plans to ask Brian Williams to be his Secretary of State, after that new survey of scholars ranked Obama’s current Secretary of State John Kerry dead last in terms of effectiveness in that job over the past 50 years. —Liberal Apologists at PBS
• We still haven’t “ruled out” a run for the presidency in 2016. —John Kerry and Joe Biden
• Unbelievably, only 40% of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, think Williams should resign. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
• Brian Williams may have “voluntarily” taken a leave of absence from NBC, but that chronic, serial liar who occupies our Oval Office won’t be leaving for another 709 days. —Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin

• Even if Ohio is still appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, those same politicians will be telling the same lies 24/7 every day between now and the 2016 Elections, especially if I find a candidate to run against “Bronze Star Brad” WenSchmidt in next year’s May primary Election. —Clermont County Republican Party Chairman “Buffalo Dave” Uible
• On this date in 1996 Russian world chess champion Gary Kasparov lost the first game of a six-game match against Deep Blue, an IBM computer capable of evaluating 200 million moves per second. —Hurley the Historian  
• “That’s no big deal. One time I played 93 games of chess simultaneously and I lost every game!” —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
• The way the data was manipulated to promote Global Warming sounds a lot like results of that bogus survey the Anderson Park Board used to justify their false claims and make our pristine park look really crappy. —Coalition to Save Johnson Park
• You won’t believe the number of guys in Northern Kentucky who are calling trying to wheedle an invitation to Miss Vickie’s Valentine’s Day Party. —Ken CamBoo
• Saturday we’ll be serving heart-shaped baloney sandwiches at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
• If you forget to get your girlfriend a Valentine’s Day present, you could just buy her a mattress for Presidents’ Day. —Horny in Hebron
• It doesn’t matter if she lives in a hovel, this Valentine’s Day you could give her a shovel. — Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves
• You’ll never guess who’s registered here for Valentine’s Day presents. —Victoria’s Secret stores in Crestview Hills and Florence 
• Maybe that’s why we chose “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” —Aroused in Alexandria   
• Valentine’s Day erections lasting more than four hours, although somewhat rare, can be extremely dangerous and require immediate medical attention. —The Boondoggle County Coroner
• Remember when our guy stole all those panties from Victoria’s Secret? He was a really romantic son of a gun. —Vanilla Hills Vigilantes
• Do they have any special Valentines for bad little boys who need a spanking?    —DemocRAT Dominatrix Kathy Groob
• Do they have any special Valentines for women who fake their orgasms? —Up Tight Bitches in Fort Mitchell
• Do they have Valentines you can send to a sheep? —Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams
• If a lobbyist sent somebody a Valentine, would that be considered a bribe? —Clueless Marc Wilson
• The best thing is to get married on Valentine’s Day (like I did). Besides showing someone how much you love her, you’ll save buying one present each year. Even better, marry somebody whose birthday is on Valentine’s Day too. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane    
• Women with big breasts looking for a little action tonight at Mardi Gras will also be welcome on Valentine’s Day. —Mainstrasse Bars
• Although the number of sexually oriented businesses in Northern Kentucky has shrunk in recent years, you can still always get a quick hand job on Valentine’s Day. —Phyllis on Madison
• Can you still rent rooms by the hour at the Skank Motel in Erlanger on Valentine’s Night? —Amanda Lay
• There are still a little more than four more weeks to wait for BB&BJ Day.  —Bobby Leach
• Would it help our ratings if Trish “The Dish” wore flimsy see-through Victoria’s Secret lingerie on our Channel 19 News on Valentine’s Day? —Channel 19 News
• Do you think Sheree Paolello would do that on TV5? —Channel 9 Helicopter Pilot Dan Carroll and Jack Atherton (Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you missed me)

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PILING ON BRIAN WILLIAMS HOT LINE

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