Saturday, November 22, 2014
Waiting for Some Real Reaction
How predictable was Thursday night’s response from both political parties following Obama’s latest political distraction, when the Greatest Liar in American History played Boss of America and delivered his most dishonest speech yet, becoming the first president ever to issue five million pardons. I, Obama’s Immigration Edict had no legal justification whatsoever; it was merely another illustration of how Democracy has failed during his torturous tenure in the White House. It’s exactly what we can continue to expect for the next 789 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
At 8:23 PM, Republicans sent out an e-mail asking supporters to make a contribution because Obama had just announced an unconstitutional executive action granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. At 9:06 PM the DemocRAT National Committee e-mailed everybody on its Suckers List to add their names to a list of people who supported Obama’s Plan to Fix the Broken Immigration System that Republicans had threatened to fight “Tooth and Nail.” Friday afternoon, at 4:15 PM, the Dishonest DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee announced they had already received five million signatures in Spanish for their meaningless petition supporting Obama’s Illegal Executive Amnesty Plan.
By this time, The Blower actually expected somebody to do something, instead of just John Boehner’s finally filing his four-month-old BFD ObamaCare lawsuit against the Obama Administration, and Boehner and McConnell left town for the weekend without a plan, while Obama’s Former White House News Dweeb Jay Cardboard said Obama’s Executive Amnesty was “Literally” doing what he once said was Unconstitutional. And although there were many fine Conservative Comebacks from which to chose, our Quote for Today Committee liked Ben Shapiro’s “On Thursday night, President Obama delivered his address to the nation on his executive amnesty. It was historic, both in its scope and in its dishonesty: the speech represented a closely-woven and incredible tapestry of falsehood, told with a straight face by the greatest liar in modern American history.”
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS
once again Dishonest DemocRAT House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. Yesterday our Prevaricating Politician said, “Everybody Will Have A Happier Thanksgiving” because of Obama’s Executive Amnesty” and compared Obama’s Amnesty Executive Order to Lincoln’s Freeing the Slaves. Pelosi then claimed Obama’s Executive Order on Amnesty was about “Securing The Border” and “We Have “The Bibles” (evangelists) and “The Badges” (law enforcement) supporting us on Amnesty.
Racist Black Dishonest DemocRAT Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee claimed Obama was “Extending an Olive Branch to the Republicans” with his Illegal Immigration Executive Order. PETA Compared their fight against the Presidential Turkey Pardon to the Civil Rights Struggle. Dishonest DemocRAT Hispanic Illinois (with the word misspelled on his web page) Congressman Luis Gutierrez said Republicans have to “Stop Whining” about Obama’s Executive Amnesty. PMSNBC Host Ed Schultz said Obama should “Back Off’ his Immigration Executive Order and pin it on the Republicans. Dishonest Black DemocRAT Wisconsin Congresswoman Gwen Moore said, “Don’t forget about Transgender Immigrants while you watch Obama’s Amnesty Address.” The DemocRAT National Committee claimed Racist Republicans think Amnesty will lead to “Ethnic Cleansing.” Now a Liberal Group is running an ad on the cable news channels this weekend claiming Obama fulfilled Reagan’s dream of building a “Shining City on a Hill.”
We told you these people were deranged!
NORTHERN KENTUCKY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says NoKY Fishwrapper Scott Wartman may have tried to publicize Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s scheduled appearance at NKU’s Chase College of Law’s chapter of the Federalist Society on Friday, but it now looks like Scott forgot to mention how our so-called TEA Party Guy slammed another nail into his 2016 Presidential Campaign Coffin by Pandering to Race Baiter Al Sharpton at a “candid” breakfast date in the Senate Dining Room on Thursday.
THE CASE OF THE MISSING MEMENTO
Our Snitch at the Forrest Gump School District says tax-and-spenders who attended the Soiree to celebrate the humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying) received this alarming e-mail after the event.
Thank you for attending our event this past Saturday night. We were thrilled with the wonderful turnout and the generosity of our many guests. We are especially grateful to our hosts, Joe & Lorraine Mayernik, for sharing their beautiful home.
Unfortunately, the day after the party, Mr. Mayernik discovered a valuable memento was missing from his golf/trophy room. The missing item is a Scottish ceremonial knife he received at a St. Andrews golf tournament. It has significant meaning to our host.
We are reaching out to all of our guests in an attempt to bring about the return of the memento. If you have any information about the knife or accidentally picked it up, please return it to one of us, or, mail it to the Foundation.
Again, we are grateful for your support of the Forest Hills Foundation and do not want this occurrence to cloud what was otherwise a fantastic evening.
The Blower’s Official List of Suspects includes everybody on the Forest Hills Foundation for Education Board of Directors (Forest S. Heis, Mike Hartzler, Pat Papoi, Beth Davis, Tiffany Heath, Mark Schneider, Susan Mackey, Wendy Holschuh, Randy Smith, Mark Heggem, Jessica Horton, Alec Tackett, Rick Anderson, Bill Lyon, Andy Wolf, Peter Brooker, Eric Miller, “Smiling Dallas: Jackson, Dr. Stephen Feagins, Mickey Gilligan Mills, Rick Toepfer, Jim Frooman, Jenny Nayak, and Dee Stone).
NOTE: Snitch at the Forrest Gump School District didn’t know whether The Blower really wanted to include Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas on our Official Suspect List. Actually, there were two reasons: First, we didn’t see their names on the guest list, and second, because they always look guilty, as the Facebook photos clearly indicate.
TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST
Today is the deadline for nominations for The Blower’s 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant).
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
And don’t forget, Northern Kentucky turkeys won’t be left out, because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH AT OUTBACK
another overpaid Political Consultant asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS continue telling all those lies. “That’s easy,” Kane explained. “Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS keep telling all those lies for the same reason a dog licks himself and then wants to give you a kiss, because they can!”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the Forest Hills Foundation for Education Board of Directors (Forest S. Heis, Mike Hartzler, Pat Papoi, Beth Davis, Tiffany Heath, Mark Schneider, Susan Mackey, Wendy Holschuh, Randy Smith, Mark Heggem, Jessica Horton, Alec Tackett, Rick Anderson, Bill Lyon, Andy Wolf, Peter Brooker, Eric Miller, “Smiling Dallas: Jackson, Dr. Stephen Feagins, Mickey Gilligan Mills, Rick Toepfer, Jim Frooman, Jenny Nayak, and Dee Stone).
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OBAMA’S ILLEGAL EXECUTIVE AMNESTY HOT LINE
e-mail your egregious examples today.
Some Constitutionally Correct items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Constitutionally Correct subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
A Chat about Illegal Immigration
Published on Jan 24, 2011 when a Liberal accidentally explains why she supports illegal immigration.
Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
Persons of Consequence can now follow the on-going antics of the –dare we say, “mythical?”– cast of characters from The Blower’s archived columns. These articles will be Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s attempt to encourage undiscovered young writers, such as this brand new columnist who shares his acute and oh-so-accurate take on local Politics as Usual in satirical Patronage County.
“Turkey Shoot” by James Jay Schifrin
Start taking your gratitude pills, folks. That way you’ll be suitably grateful next week on Thanksgiving Day. Except, of course, if you’re the turkey!
What better way to start off your holiday than a TV reunion with Howdy Doody on “Good Morning America?” Then there’ll be trips to the shopping center to buy Christmas presents. And I don’t know about you, but on my way over the river and through the woods to grandma’s house, I’ll be thinking about all those reasons we have to be thankful:
Thankful perhaps for the wisdom of Cincinnati’s City Council, who will somehow come up with a plan to make next year’s Labor Day Riverfest 100 percnt safe. If last year’s WEBN fireworks are televised, people can stay home and litter their own living rooms.
The long time-out is finally over, and the poor, deprived NFL football players settled for a paltry 46 per cent share of the gross. Despite the well-deserved boos and 115 thousand no-shows ar last Sunday’s games, bookies, bartenders, and the Ben-Gals are back in business, and the nation’s economy is well I the way to recovery.
Now that Ohio has passed a tough new drunk driving law, the same legislators who voted for it can now try to use their influence to get out of going to jail whenever they’re caught.
Next week Cincinnati will have a new mayor, and all of David Mann’s press conferences we’ve come to know and love for the past two years will be no more than a memory.
And soon ON TV will stop showing all those dirty movies late at night so that County persecutor Simon Leis and his meery men can arrive at work rested and refreshed to go after those people who are havin g more fun than the law allows.
Who says all the turkeys will be eaten on Thanksgiving?
This op-ed column first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on November 24, 1982.
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