Daily Archives: August 12, 2014

Another “Golfing During a Crisis” E-dition

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

  • Does anybody remember in 2008 when Obama promised that he would not take vacations if elected President? —Research Bureau Chief Fearless Ferrett
  • On this date in 1776, George Washington was busy trying to anticipate the British strategy in the Revolutionary, not golfing on Martha’s Vineyard, while U.S. Generals are blasting Barack’s Iraq Attack as “pinpricks.” —Hurley the Historian
  • Meanwhile, the Obamas have begun their eighty-seventh over-taxed payer funded holiday of the year at a seven-bedroom, 9-bathroom, 8,100-square-foot estate in Martha’s Vineyard, the island destination of the wealthy and well-connected American elite. —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
  • Will Obama Supporters in the Press be telling us every Obasmic detail 24/7 about the Obama Family’s Vacation at Martha’s Vineyard, where all the ordinary Americans go to spend their summer vacations? — Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice

  • The Obama’s vacation costs!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? —One Pissed Off Over-Taxed Payer
  • Vacationing Obama hosted his 401st fundraiser Monday night on Martha’s Vineyard, Mass., continuing his record-setting pace that has had him collecting checks from donors at events on average every five days since becoming president. —The Fundraising Hall of Fame
  • Please don’t ask if any U.S. Soldiers were killed while our Commander-in-Chief was playing his 186th round of golf on Sunday. —Troops in Afghanistan
  • We’re not going to criticize for golfing during his Barack Iraq Attack because his name isn’t George W. Bush. —Obama Supporters in the Press
  • If you ask why Obama needs an entourage of 40 large black vehicles every time he wants to buy some ice cream, we’ll call you a racist. —Racial Racketeers Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

  • One of the perks of being in the Army Reserves is having your summer vacations planned for you. —Ohio’s Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, Seen Here Catching Up on Some Army Training
  • How prophetic was our “Liberal Bias Alert” in Monday’s E-dition? —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
  • We’re taking a break from our August recess to criticize Obama for a taking an expensive vacation while millions of Americans are struggling financially. —Republicans in Congress 
  • When we slammed our “Do Nothing Congress” in our story about “Frustrated Wenstrup mired in DC’s muck,” did we forget to mention  that 356 bills made it through the House and are still sitting on Harry Reid’s desk in the Senate. BTW, 98% of those bills were passed with bipartisan support. —Feckless Fishwrappers

  • Did anybody see when I Dressed Up As Bin Laden, Walks Unopposed Into U.S. From Mexico? —James O’Keefe
  • Why do people always laugh whenever I try to claim nobody ever contacted The Fishwrap about removing Courageous Criminal Reporter KimBall Perry’s story from the website about the arrest of Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna after they were both arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children last week, especially Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP, who is also Castellini’s attorney. —Wedgie Washburn, Fishwrap Editrix
  • image013And you thought I was an embarrassment to Disastrous DemoCRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald’s Campaign? —Eric Kearney
  • When will those two Republican Judges at the Federal Courthouse last week’s Attack on Marriage Case? —Sodomy Rites Activists
  • I’ll gladly repay for on Tuesday for a $42 million loan today. —Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
  • image018My supporters were really glad $tan’s friend, our Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief is supporting my U.S. Senate campaign. —Alison Wondergams Grimes
  • Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, we’re the most conservative NoKY County of all after the Fort Thomas Independent Schools told Michelle Obama where to stick her stupid school lunch program. —Campbell County Republicans
  • Does this mean we’ll be getting some of that great goetta-and-dumplings like they served at last week’s Glier’s Goettafest? —Overweight NoKY Offspring

  • Sorry if I missed meeting some of your Persons of Consequence at last week’s goettafest in Newport. Maybe we can all get together next weekend’s Great Inland Seafood Fest. —“Honest Gil” Fulbright
  • Thanks to The Blower for counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds until the big Black Family Reunion Parade this weekend. —Your Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston
  • Don’t look now, by the Reds’ Tragic Number is now only “40.” —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall

  • We’ll be the first professional baseball team officially to retire Pete Rose’s jersey during Pete Rose Night Ceremonies on September 2. —Florence Freedom
  • Contrary to what’s been reported by other newspapers (e.g., New York Times) and countless misinformed bloggers (not including The Blower), no tax money is coming from Kentucky’s budget and away from needed services to build the full-size Noah’s Ark in Williamstown. Instead, the project has received preliminary approval from the state to receive a refund of sales tax collected at the completed park (e.g., from ticket sales, merchandise and food) but only if the Ark draws large crowds and thus brings in millions of tourism dollars into the state. Long-time —Whistleblower Person of Consequence COO Mark Looy

  • The Blower’s right.  The “breast” way to stay “abreast” of the current situation would be to watch The Naked News on TV. —Porn Investigators in The Robster’s Office
  • Which one of our local newsbabes would you would you like to see doing a stripped-down stand-up, anyway? —Horny in Hebron
  • Trish the Dish wants to know if there is a Naked News Program featuring men, so you can see the guys’ schlongs (as opposed to their schlorts).  —Channel 19 News
  • That’s why we chose “Size matters!” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image012image007Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Former WCPO-TV weekend sports anchor Paula Faris, now co-anchoring “GMA Weekend.”

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        Sometimes The Blower makes fun of presidential vacations to show that wasting all that over-taxed payer money is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who is staying home for a staycation this year.

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          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially the biggest mooches in American History on another over-taxed payer funded vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this week.

OBAMA VACATION COST HOT LINE

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Judge Jeanine Pirro – Opening Statement – DESTROYS Obama on Iraq ISIS Situation – Fox News – 8-9-14

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