Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image005OUR NUMBER ONE “OBAMACARE JOKE” THIS WEEK WAS Jay Leno’s “It was kind of a rough day today. A friend of mine was given six months by his doctor — not to live, to sign up for ObamaCare. The president spoke today on the ObamaCare website glitches. He said he’s bringing in “the best and the brightest” to solve the problem. Why didn’t he bring in the best and the brightest in the first place? See, this is typical Washington. They only bring in the best and the brightest as a last resort.
  • OUR NUMBER TWO “OBAMACARE JOKE” THIS WEEK WAS Jimmy Kimmel’s “Things got screwed up with the healthcare website. So you can wait for them to get the site fixed or you can enroll in medical school, graduate, and then just take care of yourself, which would probably be faster. You can also enroll over the phone. The call goes like this: “Hello and welcome to Healthcare.gov, the place where you can learn about signing up for affordable healthcare. Right now there are 8 million people ahead of you in line. Your estimated wait time is forever.”
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE “OBAMACARE JOKE” ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK WAS Jimmy Fallon’s “It’s so bad that today President Obama held a press conference to address the issue, and he was like, ‘We’ll do our best to fix these technical problems … these technical problems … these technical problems … the teleprompter’s busted. But don’t worry, the White House just announced that it’s bringing in the ‘best and brightest’ tech experts to fix the glitches on the ObamaCare website. That’s a good plan. But you know what would’ve been a better plan? Hiring the best and brightest tech experts to make the ObamaCare website.”
  •  MONDAY in our Official “Lawyer Hunting Season” E-dition, The Blower said, “Guns Don’t Kill Lawyers, People Kill Lawyers!

image010Lately there’s been a lot of talk about lawyers in The Blower. A lot of elected officials and politicians we make fun of are lawyers. Some of our best snitches are lawyers. Many of our subscribers are lawyers, not to mention those who claim to be our Faux Facebook “Friends.”  Some Former Presidents of the American Bar Association have even been known to have read The Blower. A few members of the League of Women Vipers might even be lady lawyers. And some of the people who file frivolous lawsuits against The Blower are also lawyers (who have fools for clients), at least until they might be suspended or disbarred.

image012No wonder our Quote for Today Committee chose Shakespeare’s “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” That is, except members of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team and most members of that Cabal Still out to destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters, Esquire. Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio).

At the same time, many attorneys have commented about items in The Blower’s 20th Anniversary Editions we published three years ago.

image014Now one gun-toting, Hummer-driving Bluegrass prosecutor even said that 23-year-old item about hunting lawyers in Edition #21 should be updated. Hurley the Historian says Dick Cheney was just following our rules on that quail-hunting trip in 2006 when he shot his lawyer in the face.

So lest we be accused of promoting assassinations, here’s today’s updated satirical offering showing what happened on a recent lawyer-hunting trip in Northern Kentucky.

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “ObamaCare Diagnosis” E-dition, The Blower said, we were waiting for Obama’s Death Panel Ruling! and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image017In spite of my three-year $648 Million ObamaCare Rollout Debacle, President Obama still claims he has the fullest confidence in me. —Cincinnati’s Embarrassing HHS Secretary Kathleen “Simple” Sebelius

We hope you saw Obama’s Monday photo op in the Rose Garden where only three of the thirteen people standing behind him had actually registered for ObamaCare to try to show ObamaCare is not really on life support? —Obama Supporters in the Press

We’re still trying to find out if that diabetic pregnant woman who nearly fainted during Obama’s Infomercial had a pre-existing condition. —Network News Producers 

The president was late to Monday’s orchestrated photo op in the Rose Garden because of the Government Shutdown caused by those mean-spirited Republican Terrorists. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard 

Remember when I said we had to pass ObamaCare to find out what’s in it? Well now you have to apply for it before you can find out how much it costs. —Nutty Nancy Pelosi (whom, PBS’ Nina Totenberg called “the Most Effective Congressional Leader Probably in 30 Years”)

Was anybody surprised our editorial said “ObamaCare Was Failing Ahead of Schedule?” —The New York Times 

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Unacceptable Glitches” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama’s excuse is that there is no excuse!”

image005Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says you hear a lot about “Glitches” these days, particularly when Obama Supporters in the Press are unsuccessfully trying to explain the Mother of All Clusterfucks we’ve all come to know and love as that three-year $648 Million ObamaCare Rollout Debacle, brought to us by Cincinnati’s Embarrassing HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, in whom we are told Obama still has the fullest confidence.

Our Garrulous Grammarian says according to his Funkin Wagnalls, a “glitch” is a sudden, usually temporary malfunction or irregularity of equipment, like when your cable goes out for a few seconds. That’s why in yesterday’s Whistleblower Link of the Day, Judge Jeanine Pirro on said, “This isn’t just a glitch, a dismal failure, it’s a damn disaster. Let’s listen to Judge Jeanine’s rant about “Simple Sebelius” one more time HERE.

Listening to Obama’s Rose Garden Infomercial on Monday, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman says the Huckster in the White House was giving other insurance salesmen a bad name.

[READ MORE HERE]

  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Congress Closed Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “How could you tell the difference?”

 image020OBAMACARE UPDATE: Whistleblower ObamaCare reporter Greg Glitch says despite millions being unable to enroll in ObamaCare due to Silly Sebelius’ failed $394 million website, Obama’s political group is shamefully using their screw-up to reach out to supporters for fundraising. And that’s what’s really important, isn’t it? The Blower wonders why anybody would be surprised Obama would be using the disastrous crash of his ObamaCare website to extract cash and volunteer hours from his supporters?

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  • FRIDAY, in our Special “Oh, The Irony” E-dition, The Blower said, “What a Difference a Week Makes!”

image023Last week when Republicans completely capitulated to Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS’ demands to raise the Debt Ceiling, John Boehner, Bitch McConnell, and their Surrender Caucuses in both Houses of Congress gave up their demands to delay ObamaCare.

This week, as the Obamacare launch rolls along as an unmitigated disaster, nervous Senate DemocRATS up for re-election next year are already changing their tune about delays for the legislation, including a delay for the individual mandate. If only those RINOs could’ve held out for just a little longer.

Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1929, Albert B. Fall, who served as Secretary of the Interior in President Warren G. Harding’s cabinet, was found guilty of accepting a bribe while in office during the Teapot Dome scandal, and these days everybody’s still wondering why Kathleen Sebelius hasn’t been indicted for Impersonating Obama’s HHS Secretary.

That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard’s  “Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius had the “full confidence” of President Obama,” a day after his predecessor (former Obama press secretary “Baghdad Bob” Gibbs) said people should be fired over ObamaCare glitches. 

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “20-20 Hindsight” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re where we’re at today, because of what we did last year!”

image024At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was doing his best to cheer up all those depressed Political Insiders who were bemoaning the state of the our country’s culture for next 1,182 days of the America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).

Then Kane recalled how energized and excited Conservatives were last year with only ten more days until Election Day when The Blowerpublished its award-winning “Obama Campaigning from Behind” E-dition, and we said “Now we have an Underdog who ate a dog!”  Would you believe some people actually thought Romney was going to win?” Because there was no way all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States could be so stupid as to be fooled into voting for him again in 2012 like they were in 2008.

And because our Idiom Investigator says “Seeing is Believing,” maybe we need to fire up the old Wayback Machine to take a look at what was really going on ten days before the election last year. PLEASE NOTE LAST YEAR’S DATE.

[READ MORE HERE]

THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.

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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

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OBAMA-CARRION

  • image027OBAMACARE UPDATES:  Obama to roll up his sleeves and get to work fixing ObamaCare… Wait a minute—he’s off on another Fundraising Spree… and while Obama’s tech team hunkers down to try fixing the ailing HealthCare.gov website BEFORE NOVEMBER 30, a cadre of the president’s closest advisers, including embattled HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, are responding to the crisis by — hitting the campaign trail.
  • MORE OBAMACARE FAILURES: More people are getting cancellation notices in the mail than are enrolling in ObamaCare plans.
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Elderly Patients are losing their Doctors because of ObamaCare.
  • OBAMA-CORRUPTION:  Michelle Obama’s Princeton classmate is a top executive at the company that earned the No-Bid Contract to build the failed ObamaCare website. Both belonged to the “Organization of Black Unity.” Michelle’s Cronies are also  assisting the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) in the distribution of $1.7 billion in relief for Hurricane Sandy. Is that a coincidence or what?
  • RONALD L. KIENZLE, CPCU says the failure of the ObamaCare website (it must have been designed by trainees from Liberty Mutual Insurance) is only the first of many failures and the latter will be even more catastrophic:

Sequester and subsequent system failures, in addition to normal bureaucratic red tape, will delay or prevent subsidies being paid to insurance carriers.

Because they were forced to accept sick, uninsurable people with current health issues, the claims will be larger and in greater volume than anticipated.

All ObamaCare carriers will be unable to pay claims – not only for those enrolled through ObamaCare but also for their conventional policyholders.

Healthcare providers will not receive adequate compensation and will either cease operations completely or adopt a cash-on-delivery policy.

80% of Americans will, thereafter, not receive needed healthcare services.

I am reluctant to carry this analysis any further but it looks dire. I expect a partial breakdown of the healthcare system by 2014 year’s end. Although we will be reassured that the problem is only temporary and the “glitches” are being fixed, too many doctors and other providers will have permanently retired and some insurers will never recover.

Worse, because of the mandate to provide contraception, sterilization, and abortifacient services, many religious healthcare providers will cease operation placing an additional burden on the remaining agencies. Catholic Charities and Catholic healthcare organizations, for example, serve more sick, aged, and infirm Americans than all other entities combined.

          MORE OBAMANATIONS

  • image028OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: 62% want Congress to dig deeper into the Benghazi scandal.
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Obama warns Republicans: “I Don’t Want To Hear Anything About Spending Cuts!”
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Iranian Hardliners holding “Death To America” Conference…Iran only a month away from Bomb…Number of Americans who say U.S. winning War On Terror is at a Two-Year Low (36%)
  • SPIES LIKE US: Obama Regime got busted spying on World Leaders,  and Europe is not happy with Barry.
  •  MILITARY MADNESS:  Air Force announces Cadets will no longer have to say “So Help Me God” when taking Honor Oath…Army forced to halt training program that labels Christians “Extremists” after outcry…Obama plans to force Marines to wear “Unisex” Hats… and Obama Regime is purging Military of Commanders they don’t agree with.
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD bolted from the Press Briefing Room after repeatedly refusing to answer Questions About ObamaCare.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “People have been speculating lately about what President Obama will do when he leaves office in 2016. The one thing I think we can safely rule out — website designer. Some marketing experts are comparing the Obamacare website rollout to a Ford Edsel filled with New Coke. But they are making progress. They said today that if you find yourself getting too frustrated trying to log on, they’ve added a link to a suicide hot line. What the president should do is put the NSA in charge of the website. That way there’s nothing to fill out. They already have all our information. You just put your name in.”
  •  FLASHBACK FUN: Obama demonstrates how easy it is to use ObamaCare Website.

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA 

  • image030HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: 16 Million Americans are losing their Current Health Care Plans because of ObamaCare… Sebelius claims Obama had no idea ObamaCare Website was having Serious Problems… The ObamaCare Law states Obama can not unilaterally extend Mandate Time, because he needs an Act of Congress… Your IRS Refunds will be late, but you still have to pay on time…and 78% of Americans say they did not miss the Government during Obama’s Government Shutdown.
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: A former Wisconsin DemocRAT Party spokesman has been convicted of first-offense drunken driving, even though it was his third arrest for operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated.
  • MORE FREE STUFF:  Census Bureau says Welfare Recipients now outnumber Full-Time Workers.
  • DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: Virginia DemocRATS use ads about Oral Sex to get out the Vote.
  • POLITICS AS USUAL: DemocRAT Congressman Steny Hoyer says, “We Need More Money To Fix ObamaCare,” while GOP Congressman will subpoena records in botched Healthcare.gov Rollout.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES:  Black Teen who killed White Teacher bought Wendy’s with her Credit Card.

  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: A gay student plans to lose his virginity live on stage — all in the name of art…Lesbian High School Sweethearts to wed after 40 years…and Gay Star Treker George Takei reveals gay people he met in Cincinnati recently.

  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS:  Delusional Nutbag Nancy Pelosi claims “We Didn’t Lose In 2010 Because of ObamaCare and DNC Chief Wasserman-Schultz boats DemocRATS will win on ObamaCare in 2014. Meanwhile, Harry Reid says “Rich People Want Us To Raise Their Taxes.”
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE:  McRINO says his annoying hack daughter is a “Giant Pain In The Ass” after Daughter says her Father is “Depressed” and “Frustrated” with the “Hyper-Conservative Wing of The Party.”
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS hear that Obama was involved in IRS Targeting of TEA Party.  

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

  • image031MEDIA MENDACITY: PMSNBC Analysts cheer Alan Grayson’s Burning Cross E-mail because the TEA Party Is Racist.
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Former GITMO Detainee was On the ground in Benghazi during Terror Attack.
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Extreme Liberal Congressman Luis Gutierrez calls on Obama to Enact Amnesty unilaterally if Congress doesn’t act, as Obama tries in vain to deflect attention away from ObamaCare with speech calling for House to pass Senate Amnesty bill.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  Far Left ThinkProgress seeks to dismantle “Abortion Stigma.”
  • GLOBAL WARMING: Socialist  Al Gore continues Name Calling, saying Global Warming Deniers are “Just Nuts.”
  • G-UNCONTROL: Emboldened by the recall of two Colorado lawmakers last month, California gun-rights activists within a few weeks will be collecting petition signatures to kick several state lawmakers out of office.
  • UNION BLUES: Teachers Union fights to keep Sex Offenders in the Classroom.
  • SCALPING THE REDSKINS: Minnesota DemocRAT Congresswoman Betty McCollum asks Metrodome Not to Display Redskins’ Name or Logo during upcoming Vikings Game.
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Second-Graders to be taught Collectivist Propaganda under new Common Core Lesson Plan.
  • DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder is forcing Black Kids into Failing Schools in Louisiana for the Sake of Diversity.

Closer to Home

  • image032ANOTHER LOCAL EMBARRASMENT: Good DemocRAT John Gilligan’s Daughter Kathleen Sebelius has finally agreed to testify before a Congressional committee next Wednesday about her problem-plagued health care rollout.  Meanwhile, Silly Sebelius is telling everybody:  “Don’t Believe What You’ve Heard ObamaCare Is Totally Awesome.”
  • ARM YOURSELVES, CONSERVATIVES: Republican House Speaker John Boehner is about to betray us on Amnesty.    
  • LOONY LIBERTARIAN JIM BERNS says if any Blower Readers are planning to go to a Social Security Ponzi Scheme Office, they won’t get much help, since all SS workers have probably been shipped over to the ObamaCare Office, wherever the hell that is.
  • DOES “FOP” MEAN “FIRE OUR PRESIDENT?” Members of Queen City Lodge #69 might want to show up early at Monday’s scheduled meeting, since somebody might be bringing up getting rid of President Kathy Harrell, especially after the judge at her civil trial said she might not have been totally honest when she claimed trial she didn’t know the $12,000 she got from Diana Frey, head of the Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees union in 2009 was stolen.
  • AMBULANCE CHASING UPDATE: Did esteemed civil rights lawyer Alphonse Gerhardstein really admit to The Fishwrap that he directly contacted these potential clients to get them to file a lawsuit after John Arthur, who challenged the same-sex marriage ban, died? Surely Alphonse would know that you aren’t allowed to solicit clients directly for cases you make money on.  Advertising is permissible, if sleazy. That’s what letters that bottom-feeders like to send accident victims are considered.  But you can’t pick up the phone or show up and offer to represent people if you’re in it for the money. Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Caballeros were astonished to learn that this wasn’t ethically-challenged “Crazy Eric” Deters, Esquire. At least he can use that title in Ohio this month.
  • THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): People are still talking about how Extreme Liberal Cincinnati Mayor’s Candidate Foxy Roxy Qualls did not ask for this Advisory Opinion when she was selling properties along the streetcar route.

Adv. Op. 86-008 issued by the Ohio Ethics Commission in 1986 states:

“… the Commission has held that Division (D) of Section 102.03 of the Revised Code prohibits a public official or employee from soliciting or receiving consulting fees, honoraria, conference registration fees, travel [4]  expenses, commissions or other payments or fees from a party that is interested in matters before, regulated by, or doing or seeking to do business with the agency with which the official or employee serves (See: Advisory Opinions No. 79-002, 79-006, 80-004, 84-010, 84-012, 84-014, and 85-014). Thus, Division (D) of Section 102.03 of the Revised Code prohibits a member of city council from soliciting or receiving consulting fees from a private party that is interested in matters before, regulated by, or doing or seeking to do business with the city with which he is connected…”

1.) Judi Craig is an executive at Parsons Brinckerhoff. 2.) Parsons Brinckerhoff has received $13.8 million from the city. 3.) Craig used Qualls as her Realtor and Qualls got a commission, as a result.

Surely Qualls was not the only downtown Realtor that Craig could’ve used.

  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES discuss the accusations from racist Roxanne Qualls’ surrogates that claim John Cranley’s endorsements from many black community leaders are due to his having two black staffers on his campaign payroll.  If Roxanne believes that Cranley employs too many black people, she should come out and say this herself, instead of hiding behind a few of her racist supporters.  Using Roxanne’s standard, does that mean she is also buying off black support?  Roxy has already promised the Vice Mayor’s position to Wendell Young, who coincidentally supports her campaign.  Is that also pay-to-pay?

Meanwhile, Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley seems to have fought putting Section 8 homes in Green Township.  He didn’t want the suburbs integrated.  Yet it is okay to have Section 8 homes clustered in the City of Cincinnati.  Does this look like Cranley wanted the “Whites Only” signs to stay up in Green Township?

  • DUMBED DOWN IN DETROIT: Disgraced Former 14-Star Affirmative Action Cincinnati Police Chief James Craig is announcing a new “Car-Jacking Awareness Program” in Detroit, especially after Car-Jack City Hoodlums almost commandeered his police car, you know, the one with the flashing lights. Local Fuzz Busters are waiting for our Current Clueless Chief from Columbus to top that.  Meanwhile in Detroit, Greg Bowens, who served as press secretary to former Detroit Mayor Dennis Archer, says “Detroit’s New Police Chief Is Hardly a Profile in Courage.” [READ MORE HERE] Looks like Dough Boy Honey learned from that glowing letter from Portland, Maine recommending he hire Brother Craig and he forwarded that same letter to Detroit to get Craig the hell out of here, and not a moment too soon.

This is a prime example of what occurs when one does not take the test to be a certified police officer despite holding the office of chief of police.  We predicted he would be unable and unwilling to address criminal conduct he may have confronted when dressed as a real police officer here in Cincinnati, because he was NOT a certified officer.  Therefore he had no authority to act other than that which is possessed by an ordinary citizen.  He might as well have put on a Halloween costume when he paraded around our city dressed as a real uniformed police officer!

As far as his episode in Detroit, being “angry” this happened to him simply reveals that he is more committed to his own self-worth than he is to his position as a civil servant.  Does he really believe he is impervious to crime simply because he is the chief of police?  Craig obviously fails to recognize that it is his position as chief of police that is critically important to the city and its citizens; not him as an individual.

Our guess is that he is NOT a certified police officer in the city of Detroit or the state of Michigan.  If he is a certified police officer and was so at the time of the attempted carjacking, he should be charged with cowardice for failing to take appropriate action when personally witnessing the commission of a felony offense of violence in his presence.

  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET wonders if  our favorite pervert defender James “The Rock” Bogen is busy conspiring with “Jaywalking Joe” to get Judge Hunter registered as a sex offender.
  • INTERESTED IN “FLUSHING” THE POLLS? Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP is looking for a few good “Polls Flushers” on Election Day. Is his Party in the crapper or what?
  • OUR CLERMONT CRUSADER says over in Pierce Township, trustee candidate Allen Freeman has been under fire for refusing to acknowledge his part in the re-election of “Mean Jean Schmidt” over revered former Congressman Bob McEwen.  Insiders remember Freeman’s duplicitous behavior when “Mean Jean” agreed to a debate and then backed down before the debate occurred.  Toleration of lying became Freeman’s motto.  Hopefully, voters will not tolerate him on Election Day and vote for the other candidates who pledge to lie less.

McEwen weddingSpeaking of Liz McEwen’s husband, congratulation are in order after their daughter Elizabeth married graphic artist entrepreneur Leigh Klemmer in Nashville. Among the nearly 300 guests were Tennessee Governor Bill & Chrissy Haslam.  Elizabeth is the personal assistant to Mrs. Haslam and wore the First Lady’s veil as the “something borrowed” for the ceremony.

  • IN ANDERSON, Everybody’s wondering if this is the week Endorsed Republican Trustee Candidate Andy Pappas will finally get his “Guest Column” in the Forest Hills Urinal, along with trying to guess if Disgraced Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky”  O’Brien’s enablers will ever report about all of those “opponents signs” found in Whacky Jacky O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son’s Foreclosed Garage, or how Disreputable DemocRATS in Anderson got caught threatening to boycott all the stores in a retail center if they did not remove a yard sign for Endorsed Republican Trustee Candidates Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas. Bonnie Dunkleman, President of the Anderson-Newtown DemocRAT Club and Neighborhood 2012 Team Leader of Obama for America, was so mad The Blower reported her intimidation activities, Bonnie even threatened to have her D-Rats boycott all of The Blower’s advertisers.

On the South Shore

  • THIS WEEK IN KENTON CIRCUIT COURT: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders unadulterated e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now.  The Blower was hoping this week’s edition would feature so many ugly mugs that many people thought Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl had allowed the inmates to wear Halloween masks to court.  But the Robster says “No, they’re just some really ugly criminals we used in last year’s E-dition.”  Get a gander at these ghoulish goblins.

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  • image035MORE NORTHERN KENTUCKY NEWS:  The CamBoozler also says there was a big lunch celebration yesterday for the Cabal of Northern Kentucky attorneys out to destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters” on the second anniversary of the historic settlement of Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ frivolous lawsuit against The Whistleblower. The Blower even published a “special edition” two years ago on the last Saturday in October.

Some of the more recent additions to our Persons of Consequence might not recall seeing it, since The Blower doesn’t usually spend a lot of time gloating about our victories, but we could show you that special edition here. (LINK TO THAT SPECIAL EDITION)

  • image037FINALLY, Word is neither Crazy Deters, with only 34 more days remaining on the suspension of his law license in Kentucky,  nor the infamous Nichole Howl has been invited to Miss Vicki’s big Halloween Party next week. That’s really a shame, because according to Whistleblower’s Halloween Video put together from those guys at “Not the Fishwrap,” they already have their costumes. [SEE THAT VIDEO HERE]

More Political Insight This Week

  • image040FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Commenting on a Free Speech Week Idiotorial in The Fishwrap, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin disagree with Caroline Little, chief executive of the National Newspaper Association, who wrote, in part: “We recognize the importance of publishing a diversity of viewpoints….  Newspapers remain the reliable way to reach the American public. Our circulation revenue is up, and our readership is growing….” Retired Cleveland Pain Dealer Newshawk Turned Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat, who used yesterday’s Whistleblower to cancel his subscription in The Fishwrap, might also disagree.
  •  HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1881, in a display of effective sheriffing (unlike what we see around here), Wyatt Earp, along with his brothers Virgil and Morgan and their friend Doc Holliday, shot it out with the Clantons and McLaurys at the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, leaving three bad guys dead. See, Si— Wyatt Earp didn’t need a bigger jail.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Wyatt Earp’s “Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.”
  • GOING GALT: is the expression for undergoing a voluntary financial strike or decrease in income. An individual might choose to do this in order to protest the amount of money going to the government, or to protest what they feel are unfair taxes (if they earn less, they will be taxed less, therefore hurting the government). The term is taken from a character in Ayn Rand’s novel “Atlas Shrugged”; the main character John Galt leads a movement where the wealthiest individuals leave their jobs for low-paying jobs in order to protest the socialist economy.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #302 is to tell a joke:

Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem, and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They’ve all made careers pretending to be black men.

  • image041NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL: Halloween is nearing and we have another timely poem from the Bard of Cleves.

Scary Sentiments
Upcoming is a holiday
We call it Halloween,
When every girl can be a princess
And every boy a queen.

  • image043THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was doing his best to cheer up all those depressed Political Insiders who were bemoaning the state of our country’s during America’s Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached). 

Would you believe some people actually thought Romney was going to win? Because we all thought there was no way all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States could ever be so stupid as to be fooled into voting for him again in 2012 like they were in 2008.

 

  •   image045FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll be checking in with our Focus Group to see what they think about some of the candidates running in the 2013 Elections, and there will still be 1,181 days remaining until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday is “Frankenstein Day” according to Google and in “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers,” some of our readers will be comparing the Monster to ObamaCare.

Wednesday is “Mischief Night,” and all the little political people will be out-and-around tearing down yard signs.

Thursday is “Halloween” and the Quote of the Day will be “Home is where the haunt is!”

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night.”

And Saturday is “Book Lovers Day,” and maybe we can get an author to take us to lunch.

The Libtard Show by Dixon Diaz

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Whistleblower Link of the Day

Girls Don’t Poop – PooPourri.com

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