MONDAY, FEBRUARY 04, 2019
Trump’s 745th Day In Office
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“The Ralph Northam Joke Book”
Who was Governor Northam’s favorite actor?
John Wilkes Booth
What does Northam call a maternity ward?
What’s Northam’s favorite movie?
Partial Birth of a Nation
What’s his second favorite movie?
13 Years a Slave
What’s his favorite Clint Eastwood movie?
Hang ‘Em High
What was Northam’s least favorite movie?
What kind of maternity card does Northam send new mothers?
A sympathy card
What’s the Governor’s personal motto?
“If at first you don’t Secede, try, try again”
What’s the average life expectancy in Northam’s state?
What’s Northam’s favorite Virginia auto dealer?
Who will Northam pick to head Virginia’s infant services?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian
What’s the Governor’s least favorite car?
a Lincoln continental
What’s Northam’s favorite part of any city?
How does Northam describe his welfare system, and a maternity ward?
“From cradle to grave”
What’s the Governor’s preferred method of public transportation?
The Underground Railroad
Who was Northam’s favorite President?
What are Northam’s favorite books?
the Clan of the cave bear/ Confederacy of Dunces
What is Gov. Northam’s favorite bird?
Who are Northam’s favorite aristocrats?
The Dukes of Hazzard, and David Duke
Who are Northam’s least favorite aristocrats?
Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Prince
What was Northam voted as in his college yearbook?
Most likely to Secede
Who is Northam’s favorite general, and his usual response to an accusation?
What are Northam’s chances of remaining Governor?
Gone with the Wind
How does Ralph Northam describe the sides of an isosceles triangle?
Separate But Equal
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Virginia’s governor, Ralph Northam, supported the bill along with his fellow Democrats and feminists who apparently consider babies no more than an assemblage of meaningless molecules. The law didn’t pass, but other abortion lovers in New York loudly applauded the passage of a similar bill in their state. They are now free to butcher innocent lives at will.Then it was revealed that Northam donned a racist costume in high school. He either dressed up in black face or wore a KKK outfit. It remains unclear which one was him, but a photo showing the two on his yearbook page was damning. Why hasn’t it been revealed before? I started thinking it was only revealed now in order to distract from the abortion controversy.
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RICHMOND, VA—Embattled Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is fighting calls for his resignation over his past wearing of blackface. He assures the public that he is not a racist and that his policy of infanticide is to be applied equally to babies of all colors.
Conservatives quickly condemned Northam’s comments, leading to a headline in The New York Times reading “Conservatives Eagerly Pounce On Northam’s Support For Equal Infanticide.”
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WASHINGTON—With pressure mounting on members of the generation to step down amid accusations of racism, sources confirmed every baby boomer in the United States had been urged to resign Monday after images surfaced in which they can be seen wearing blackface makeup. “Although those photos do not represent who we are now, the people you see in those pictures are, in fact, us,” said 64-year-old Cleveland resident Russell Sedlak, speaking on behalf of all Americans born between 1946 and 1964, each of whom can be seen in black face paint, oversized red lips, and a curly wig in one of 73 million photographs unearthed from yearbooks and family albums. “Despite thinking it was funny at the time, we understand now, with the benefit of hindsight, that it was deeply offensive to many people. We also wish to stress that our decisions to wear these costumes, while regrettable, were not undertaken in malice. After all, the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s were a very different time.” At press time, reports indicated the baby boomers had all refused to leave their jobs and leadership positions and were instead opting to donate $50 to the NAACP.
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