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THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Story —
The $1.3 Trillion Omnibus Borrowing Bill
( The DemocRATS Have Won)
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not Fit To Fake”
Hillary In India— a Sari Spectacle
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
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Trump Accepts Joe Biden’s Challenge
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Joe Biden, Donald Trump Slated For UFC 223
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Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising Kid
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 426. There Are Now Only 956 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.
