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“Turkey Of The Year Contest Extension” E-dition

TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2021
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND IS TODAY THE DAY ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* PARDONS THE TURKEYS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?Two More Late Turkey Nominations Discovered In Clermont County One of our Clermont Crony’s two questionable nominations for the Whistleblower Newswire’s Fourteenth Annual Turkey Of The Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants) that arrived after the original deadline was for State Reptile “Mean Jean” Schmidt, because, according to the New Hampshire Gazette, Wednesday was the date in 2005 when Turkey Jean was forced to apologize to veteran Congressman Jack Murtha (D-Pa.) on the House floor for implying he was a coward. And if you thought everybody in Clermont County was embarrassed over that, you should have seen the reaction when Rachel Dratch launched her career playing “Southwest Ohio’s most embarrassing elected official since Jerry Springer” on Saturday Night Live.The second long-overdue Turkey nomination discovered was for Clermont County Attorney Joe Braun, who masterminded “Mean Jean’s” original Congressional Primary election win in 2005, and for which he will never ever be forgiven.image003 image047