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TUESDAY, JULY 17, 2018

 Trump’s 543rd Day In Office

    

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

image016If Disingenuous DemocRATS think the CNN All Stars had just another bad week leading up to the All Star Break, think how bad it’ll be during the next 839 Days remaining Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020. —Political Scorekeepers

image016This week in 1979, President Jimmy Carter addressed the nation on live TV to discuss the nation’s crisis in confidence and accompanying recession and 220,000 Americans who found jobs in June are glad Donald Trump is “Making America Great Again.” —Hurley the Historian

image016That’s why we chose Trump’s “I’ll be the greatest president for jobs that God ever created.” Your Quote For Today Committee

image016image005We still support Obama because he says he “tried real hard” to make things better. Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary In The 2016 Rigged Election, and get all of their ‘fake news’ from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19

image016I made sure to stab Trump in the back today during my highest-profile speech since leaving office, at an event in South Africa marking the 100th anniversary of Nelson Mandela’s birth.  —Barack Hussein Obama

image016How badly would Obama get booed if he threw out the first pitch at tonight’s All Star Game? —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall

image016Joey Votto might’ve won last night’s Home Run Derby if only he’d been included as one of the contenders. —Reds Fans

image016Two years ago at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, I tried to get myself on TV by hanging out with the protesters. —Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich

image016Thanks for not publishing a complete list of the Republican Senators who voted to approve Loretta Lynch for Obama’s Racist Attorney General. —Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Sodomy Rites” Portman, Even Less Popular With Real Republicans These Days

image007image016Here’s more good news: The Obama Administration spent more than $3.5 million to try to find out why unattractive lesbians are fat. —Trump’s Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney

image016Look at it this way: 49 out of 50 priests are not pedophiles, and that also includes bishops and cardinals. —Pope Francis

image016Would we sound racist if we said everything looks Black during a severe storm warning? —Cincinnati TV Weather Guessers

image016How’s this for a Cincinnati Slogan—Sluggers and Muggers and Unhugable Thuggers? —Caucasians in Clifton

image016image008Last Saturday in Northern Kentucky was the greatest Bastille Day celebration ever.  —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image016Has everybody forgotten that Saturday’s date in 1789, people in France got a holiday when revolutionaries stormed the Bastille? — Pierre Leach

image016Is America’s boycott on French products still in effect? —Goof Doofus

image016Saturday was also the day the CamBoozler always used to join me at what one of our favorite fine-dining establishments in image010Northern Kentucky, Chez Bastille, that was then located at 303 Court Street in Covington. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

image016The food was so good, it wasn’t surprising Chez Bastille was so hard to get into. —Whistleblower Food Critic Martin Upchuck

image016We understand Chez Bastille had a great wine list. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith

image016Was that Chez Bastille restaurant approved by Weight Gainers? —Marc Wilson and Scott Pass “The Biscuits” Kimmich  

image016Folks who used to eat there all the time say, “Once you were there, you probably would’ve found it even more difficult to leave.” —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders

image016Do you know any young men who’d like to learn French? —Vanilla Hills Cougars and MILFs

image016French Sex is just a euphemism for Oral Sex. —Phyllis on Madison 

image016The word “Bikini” is French, ne l’est pas? —Miss Vicki

image016Does anybody know the second line Winston Churchill’s of The French, the French, a curious race …?” —Horny in Hebron

image016 On what date should they celebrate Bastille Day in Kentucky?  —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News

image016Did The Blower really display pictures of our attractive undressed women taken at Wednesday’s National Nude Day Photo Contest? —The Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence.

image016I got some great pictures when I flew over in my helicopter last year. —Dan Carroll, WCPO-TV’s Chopper 9 Helicopter Reporter

image011image012Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Jean Robert de Cavel. Does anybody remember when Cincinnati State’s Culinary Program lost $217,000 a few years ago? Surprise, surprise! Jean-Robert was its “chef in residence.” image019

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