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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 17, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
Official 2018 Fake News Contest Winners
- The New York Times’ Paul Krugman claimed on the day of President Trump’s historic, landslide victory that the economy would never recover.
- ABC News’ Brian Ross CHOKES and sends markets in a downward spiral with false report.
- CNN FALSELY reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son Donald J. Trump, Jr. had access to hacked documents from WikiLeaks.
- TIME FALSELY reported that President Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office.
- Washington Post FALSELY reported the President’s massive sold-out rally in Pensacola, Florida was empty. Dishonest reporter showed picture of empty arena HOURS before crowd started pouring in.
- CNN FALSELY edited a video to make it appear President Trump defiantly overfed fish during a visit with the Japanese prime minister. Japanese prime minister actually led the way with the feeding.
- CNN FALSELY reported about Anthony Scaramucci’s meeting with a Russian, but retracted it due to a “significant breakdown in process.”
- NewsweekFALSELY reported that Polish First Lady Agata Kornhauser-Duda did not shake President Trump’s hand.
- CNN FALSELY reported that former FBI Director James Comey would dispute President Trump’s claim that he was told he is not under investigation.
- The New York Times FALSELY claimed on the front page that the Trump administration had hidden a climate report.
- And last, but not least: “RUSSIA COLLUSION!” Russian collusion is perhaps the greatest hoax perpetrated on the American people. THERE IS NO COLLUSION! Hurley the Historian says according to Times On Line, on this date in 1998, internet gossip Matt Drudge posted a story that opened the most sensational scandal season in the history of the American presidency. He reported that Newsweek magazine had killed a story about President Clinton’s sexual relationship with a former intern. The next day he had her name: Monica Lewinsky, and so did The Whistleblower.
So it’s no surprise that our Quote for Today Committee chose our Pants-Dropper-in-Chief’s lie that will live in infamy: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” And we all know how that turned out!
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”
RNC Webpage Crashes Due To High Traffic After Trump Reveals ‘Fake News Awards’ — TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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The Hillary Klinton Treason Squad at the Sessions DOJTO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE
Sense Of Relief Washes Over Nation As Government Shutdown Grows Increasingly…TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HEREFollow-Up Tests Confirm President Trump’s 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy
WASHINGTON—After yesterday’s announcement that the president received a perfect score on his cognitive assessment, White House physician Ronny L. Jackson told reporters Wednesday that follow-up tests confirmed that President Trump’s 19 other personalities are also perfectly healthy. “After an… Continue Reading
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #34 Published On January 22, 1991)
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 350. There Are Now Only 1,034 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.