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Special “Monday Message” E-dition

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Top Trump Troll Today —
First, Trump called Senator Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas” At Event Honoring Native American Veterans

Second, Senator Elizabeth Warren Took The Bait And Reacted To President Donald Trump’s Calling Her ‘Pocahontas’ On Fake News MSNBC


Third, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders Slammed The White House Press Corps, Explaining “Pocahontas” Is Not A Racial Slur

— Today’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL Week 12 Sees Humiliating Drop In Numbers… Stadiums EMPTY Again

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Prompts Name Change

ONTARIO, Canada (World News Bureau) – The current politically correct classification of non-heterosexual individuals – LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP (Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous) – has prompted researchers to come up with an abbreviated name.

“Even we couldn’t remember LGBBDWXYZWhatever,” said Yale University’s Simon Banten. From now on members of this group will simply be referred to as ‘SFU’ (Sexually F**ked Up).

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Rural Americans Core Threat To Our Democracy

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Church Of Scientology Slashes Membership Fee To $300,000 In Huge Cyber Monday Sale

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Cyber Monday Retailers Pull In Record 700 Terabytes Of Consumers’ Personal Information

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—Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters—

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 313. There Are Now Only 1,071 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.