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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Here’s Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Scoop ——Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

 

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

MEANWHILE, AT CINCINNATI CITY HALL NO-TEXTING ZONE

The Noose Is Tightening Around PG Sittenfeld And His Gang Of Five. 

Will he follow in the footsteps of Roman Polanski and stay in France to avoid justice?

Asked if he would seek to have Sittenfeld’s passport revoke for the duration of the litigation attorney Brian Shrive responded “what makes you think I’d be upset if he fled the country and never came back?”

And how upset is PG over the Gunmen in Marseille? Couldn’t they have waited until after he came back and published the op-ed he’d already written about how safe France is thanks to their gun control laws. And wouldn’t it be funny if he forgets to tell his city hall staff not to send it out?

— Anderson Redskin Uprising —

Do You Think Members Of The Forest Hills School Board Have Read The Ohio School Boards Association’s Code Of Ethics?

Maybe Some Of These People Forgot!

Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:

MEMO TO: Councilman Pastor:

RE:  Feckless Fishwrapper Byron McCauley wrote today, in Monday:  “…[W]hen you’re a political candidate, the election is days away, and you’re seen in public giving away money, that doesn’t look good – not even a little bit.”

Illegitimi non carborundum

Where has McCauley been as the likes of the Clinton Crime Family’s foundation’s shenanigans and payment of zillion dollar fees to Hillary Slickwilly have become public knowledge?  Just for openers….

The Morning Fishwrap is merely a PULP (progressive, utopian, liberal propagandist).  Worry not.

The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Stormy Daniels Injured
Pornographic film actress Stormy Daniels was reportedly rushed to a hospital on Wednesday after being honored by the city of West Hollywood. Sources say Daniels suffered a “total collapse” of her vagina, due to what some described as “a gigantic gold key.”

Also reportedly injured was West Hollywood Mayor John J. Duran. The Centers For Disease Control And Prevention (CDC) has cordoned off the area and declared it a Level 4 Biohazard.

More on this story as it develops.

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Barack and Michelle Obama Do Netflix

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New NFL Policy Requires All Players To Honor Patriotic Spirit Of Subservience That American Flag Represents

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Tonight We Have No Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #52 Published On May 28, 1991)

— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 488 And There Are Now Only 894 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.