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Another “Monday Message” E-dition

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MONDAY, MARCH 5, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Story —

 No Cameras Were Permitted To Record Trump’s Jokes At Saturday’s Gridiron Dinner, But To Read What He Said, CLICK HERE.

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

 

MARK DICE: You Won’t Believe It

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

 TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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Dumbed Down Dems Say

— Whistleblower NFL Kickoff Game Boycott Countdown Continues — — Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

Oscars 2018

From Scooter Van Neuter.com

By Entertainment Editor, Scooter Van Neuter

As I do every year, last night I attended the Academy Awards. Due to the recent breakup with my longtime girlfriendSissy, I elected to take a professional escort – a common practice for single individuals at this and other high-level celebrity events. My date was an exotic and beautiful Vietnamese girl named Miso Hhoni. I picked her up at her apartment and we immediately hit it off despite her not speaking English or me speaking Vietcong. 

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Transgender boy wins girls’ state wrestling title for second time
You can’t beat rassling for all around exercise!

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERENation Surprised To Learn Oscars Happened Last Night TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

‘Diversity Was The Real Winner Last Night,’ Report Hundreds Of Dumbasses Whose Very Existence Insults The Name Of Journalism

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 — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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