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CHICAGO, Illinois (World News Bureau) – Planners for the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago released final designs of the sprawling complex this week.
In addition to a museum, the Center will feature a test kitchen, yoga area, basketball court, transgender pavilion, and Muslim worship center.
“We wanted a dynamic design that architecturally reflects what President Obama and First Lady Michelle did for America and I think we nailed it,” said the lead designer.
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