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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP THANKSGIVING DAY STORY —

Trump Mentions “God” Nine Times And “Prayer” Twice In His Thanksgiving Message


In Contrast, In Last Year’s Thanksgiving Message, Obama Mentioned “God” Only Once And Never Once Mentioned “Prayer.”

Thanking God For Why We Are Really Thankful Today

— Tonight’s Top Three Sight-And-Sound Bites —
Libtards Upset By Thanksgiving

Politically Correct Thanksgiving Pageant

Rush Limbaugh Tells The True Story Of Thanksgiving

Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Thanksgiving Toons

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Update —
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Thanksgiving 2017
From my family to yours – Happy Thanksgiving!

A traditional Van Neuter Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving With A Space Alien

Last Thursday a flying saucer landed in my backyard. A friendly, if slightly disoriented alien pilot told me he needed a drink. I had just what he wanted, since this was Thanksgiving and all. I was glad to have company so I wouldn’t have to eat my famous fat-free vegetarian imitation turkey all alone. His name was Ollie and he came to Earth looking for an honest, self-reliant, optimistic, and technically inclined nation that could benefit from a contact with his more advanced civilization. “Whoa, whoa!” I raised my finger. “To call yourself advanced you must take at least three diversity training classes. What planet are you from, really?”  (MORE)

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LANSING, MI—Deluded into thinking the gathering was the goddamn picture of idyllic American life, local mother Donna Lerner, who apparently believes she’s in a Norman fucking Rockwell painting, reportedly suggested Thursday that everyone say what they are grateful for. “Now, let’s all go around the…Continue Reading

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