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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2018
Trump’s 672nd Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap (Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP STORY —

Black Friday: America’s WORST Holiday (Video Essay #1) | Mr. Davis

  Tonight’s Top Three Sight-And-Sound Bites

YouTube Bashes Thanksgiving and Spreads the Leftist ‘Indigenous’ Lie


BLACK FRIDAY ZOMBIE SHOPPERS APOCALYPSE – 2017


Porn Stars Explain Net Neutrality

— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

— Today’s Top Trump Tweet —

MAGA In Mississippi

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

Obama ‘Very Confident’ He Would’ve Won Third Term

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

The Cincinnati Bengals Are A Great Example Of How The NFL Banks Billions Of Dollars On The Backs Of Over-Taxed Payers And Small Businesses (READ MORE HERE)

Everyone Should Stand For The National Anthem

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Mooch Thanksgiving

Holidays A Time Of Suffering For Some

 

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Thanksgiving Day To Be Repealed And Replaced?
Students at universities across the nation are marching in a movement to repeal Thanksgiving Day and replace it with an alternative called “Thinkguilty Day.” (MORE)

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Nation Repents Of Thanksgiving With Day Of Violent Pillaging

U.S.—Unable to fake contentment and thankfulness for one more second, citizens across the nation awoke Friday and immediately set out on a frenzied mission to violently pillage and strip bare all nearby retail locations, determined to acquire any discounted goods they desired, by any means necessary, numerous reports confirmed. Pillagers beat each other with various weapons and instruments, wrestled on the floor like animals, and even exchanged gunfire in some locations, all in the name of taking hold of material goods they desired. (MORE)

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The Reverend William Bradford rushes for 147 yards and a touchdown as the Pilgrims defeat the Native Americans

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 672 And There Are Now Only 711 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020