FRIDAY, DECEMBER 07, 2018
Trump’s 686th Day In Office
Not Exactly Making America Great Again
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders remembered when they asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if “Flag Desecration” was being included on as a required subject at the University of Cincinnati, especially after Truth Revolt published a story about a UC grad student’s so called “Fine Arts” class project where Harry Sanchez, Jr. hung an American flag upside down and then balled up another one and hung it from a noose — and called it “Art!”
Sanchez had posted a picture of his project to Facebook and claimed he was very proud of it. Some of Harry’s Facebook Friends, not so much:
“Give the flag like that to someone that served this country,” Steven Walker challenged. “You don’t have the balls, Asshole.”
“What a worthless piece of shit!” Jeremy Gaffney wrote. “Get a real job. Art isn’t your thing, trust me.”
“Your art is unimaginative and boring,” Jonathan Bingham said.
Jerome Hall added, “People like you are why ‘art’ is dead.”
A UC spokesman defended the indefensible, stating: The display is part of an art class project by students, and it is designed to stimulate conversation about First Amendment freedoms, blah, blah, blah. The University of Cincinnati is a public institution and members of the public as well as members of the campus community may express their views, so long as they remain within university policy and state law, yada, yada, yada.
“The Blower hadn’t heard anything quite so stupid since that controversial display on the University of Cincinnati campus of women’s vaginas caused such a stir in 2013,” Kane said. “Those were some of the nastiest pussy shots anyone had ever seen. Even Larry Flynt was disgusted. We’re not making a dirty crack, but Taco Bell wouldn’t even agree to be a sponsor. Reformed Wank-a-holic Phil Burrass said there was no way you could ever beat off to those pictures. And Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis said looking at those vile-and-disgusting pussy photos would be enough to turn a guy gay.
How nasty were those UC Pussy Shots? They must’ve been really nasty, because members of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team advised us not to show them. [BUT YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF]
Now Let’s Watch some of the TV Coverage.