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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2018

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

—  Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —

TRUMP TELLS DOOFUS DEMS TO DO-OVER THEIR MEMO IN CURSIVE

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

DemocRATS: What Do You Stand For?


A Tale of DemocRAT Hypocrisy

Sean Spicer Slams Media Criticisms Of Military Parade Idea


They Can’t Take a Joke!

— NIGHTLY 2018 WINTER OLYMPICS UPDATE — 
Current Local Time in PyeongChang, South Korea (PyeongChang-eup)

How to Pronounce PyeongChang | 2018 Winter Olympics

— QUOTE OF THE DAY —

Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”

— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

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Philly ‘Noticeably Improved’ After Super Bowl Celebrations

PHILADELPHIA, Penn. (Big Hairy News) – In the wake of the Philadephia Eagles winning the Super Bowl last night, mobs of drunken fans rampaged through Philly’s downtown in an orgy of looting and destruction – setting fire to anything that would burn – including several transients.

The sight that greeted residents this morning was one of widespread devastation and surprise. “I hate to say it but in my opinion, this shithole is noticeably improved – too bad we couldn’t win the Super Bowl every week,” said Philadelphia Mayor James Kenney.

Authorities credit the Super Bowl celebrations for last night’s crime statistics: 12 homicides, over 90 injured in countless assaults and robberies and dozens of rapes – well below normal. 

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 Rep. Adam Schiff-For-Brains (D-Ca) Unmasks Trump-Russian Spy Scandal

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Op-Ed: Looks Like We Forgot To Defund Planned Parenthood Again Like We Promised—Shucks, Sorry, Darnit—Maybe Next Time

FOR THE BUDGET BUSTING SPENDING BILL
Portman, Brown, McConnell, Wenstrup
AGAINST THE BUDGET BUSTING SPENDING BILL
Paul, Chabot, Davidson, Massie

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Nation Excited For Some Insane K-Pop Shit During Opening Ceremony

WASHINGTON, DC— Citing an overwhelming desire to see a dozen or so identically dressed teenage Korean girls sing close pedal-point harmonies while executing impossibly precise choreography, sources across the nation confirmed Friday they were excited for some completely insane K-pop shit to occur during the opening…

Exhausted Olympians Wake Up Early To Repeat Opening Ceremony For American Time Zones

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Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Posters

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