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Annual “Summer Solstice” E-dition

image027image016 - CopyTODAY IS
TUESDAY, JUNE 20, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE ALL IN FOR SOME SUMMER SOLSTICE HYPE
HEADER-JUNE 21-sUMMER SOLSTICE

Happy Summer Solstice, Everybody!

image005The First Day of Summer actually begins tomorrow morning at 10:58 a.m. EDT by celebrating a religious holiday for modern Pagans. Dave the Druid says it’s no coincidence our festivities coincide with the longest day of the year.

image005And Today While It’s Still Spring, We Hope You’re Finally Willing To Admit You Were Stupid Enough To Vote For A Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike For A Poorly Run School District On May 2nd’s Dumbed-Down Voters Day That’ll Cost Your Family Thousands More Dollars For The Forest Hills School District To Continue To Pour Your Money Down The Drain.

image005Current D-RAT Hamilton County Treasurer Jill WhatsHerName even has some new ways for you to avoid licking and sticking a Forever Stamp (on sale at Kroger) on an envelope or standing in those long lines at the Treasurer’s Office with some new easy ways to pay. You could pay online. Or you can pay by phone at 877-764-3524. You could even pay by credit card (for an exorbitant added fee) or electronic check (for an extra $1.50)

They say you could pay online. They say you can pay by electronic check. Or they say you can pay by phone at 877-764-3524. Checks, money orders, Discover Card (NOVUS), VISA, MasterCard, and American Express are accepted as payment, but you can bet you’ll have to pay an exorbitant extra fee.

Remember: Jill WhatsHerNamesays failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest if you’re late mailing your Real Estate Taxes.

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All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters Who Didn’t Complain When Cheating D-RATS Put Joke Biden* In The White House, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, probably paid on their Free Obama phones (that cost over-taxed payers more than $2 Billion), that’s if they weren’t selling their Free Phones for cash or drugs. Perhaps you recall James O’Keefe’s Investigation, where people did just that.

 


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image005Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says tomorrow may be the Summer Solstice, but Orgasm Donors in Northern Kentucky always party hearty on the Winter Solstice. It’s not because it’s the shortest day of the year, because it’s also “World Orgasms for Peace” Day.

Didn’t Mae West once say: “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away?”

How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None. They don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.

image005Meanwhile, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says she’s heard from divorce attorneys all over Northern Kentucky about The Blower’s survey to see which bedroom community on the South Shore was the “top cheating neighborhood,” and The Blower will soon publish a full report.

image005FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWER SCIENCE DEPARTMENT: Yesterday Whistleblower Science Editor Copernicus Tadwell showed us the digital technology that would let Joke Biden*s Killer Drones identify your face in the middle of a crowd. [SEE IT HERE] image012

image005We’re also going to show you the Amazing Escherian Stairwell. We know how it works. See if you can figure it out.

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image005Meanwhile, porn investigators at our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ office are busy watching the trailer free at The Naked News.

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HAPPY DEFLATED FATHER’S DAY!

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