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Special “Andersonian Apocalypse Update” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JULY 08, 2020
On Trump’s 1265th Day In Office
AND LAST NIGHT TUCKER CARLSON SAID IT WAS TIME FOR CHILDREN TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL


Yesterday we learned how some of our Anxious Andersonians thought President Donald Trump had been warning them against the Radical Left’s War On America during his historic speech at Mt. Rushmore, especially because it had only been a day after Four of the Forest Hills Five caved into Radical Leftist Demands and voted to murder our Beloved Anderson Redskin Mascot.

Oh, The ironies of Redskin Elimination.

According to yesterday’s “Principal’s Message,” Anderson Principal Rob Fellows is organizing a diverse war council to do it with lots of committees because everybody still wants to be a chief.

 The Apocalypse says, maybe these people could do it the way the buffalo was exterminated.  Hire mercenaries. 

Today, Babylon Bee mocked Anderson’s serious subject of “Redskins Renaming” by changing the name of the Washington Redskins to “Lizard People” to better represent the population of Washington DC

 But Here’s Something You Can Really Mock.
Just Check Out Anderson’s Joke Resolution.

Is All Of This Just A Diversion Or What?
No Wonder These People Can’t Find Time To Educate Our Children.

Maybe that’s why several people are already thinking about running for school board. Last week 4/5 of the Forest Hills Five proved you don’t have to know what you’re doing to be on the school board.

So Why Are These People Smiling?

Maybe that’s why several people are already thinking about running for school board. Last week 4/5 of the Forest Hills Five proved you don’t have to know what you’re doing to be on the school board.

Remember The Redskin!