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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2017
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Tonight We Have The Top Three Predictions PoliZette Says Washington’s Political Experts Should NOT Be Making For 2018

  • DemocRATS will ride a “Blue Wave” of congressional campaign victories to retake control of Congress — gaining majorities in the Senate and the House of Representatives.
  • Only the richest Americans will benefit economically from passage of President Donald Trump’s tax cuts, even as the stall in middle class prosperity continues.
  • Special Counsel Robert Mueller will indict a host of former Trump campaign and administration figures; then the chief executive himself will be impeached and convicted by the Blue Wave DemocRAT majority in Congress.

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The Wreck Called Hillary Clinton

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Big Bad Don – The Ballad Of Donald Trump

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL TV Partners Set To Lose Up To $500 Million On Ratings Decline

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Shirley Jackson Lee ‘Ruined’ Seat

CHICAGO, Illinois (Big Hairy News) – Sources at United Airlines say the seat recently occupied by Rep. Shirley Jackson Lee (RTRD- Tx) after the passenger who purchased it was bumped, had to be replaced after being declared a biohazard – reportedly not the first time this has occurred.

“She’s a pig. I know of at least three times her seat has had to be replaced because of urine, phlegm, alcohol, and food stains. Somebody said she pooped in one a few years ago during some turbulence – they burned it,” said one employee who refused to be identified.

A photo posted on social media (below) over the weekend purports to show Jackson Lee’s first class seat after the flight arrived at Washington DC.TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWSCLICK HERE

The Hillary Dossier

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Fed Up With Oppressive Capitalism, Bernie Sanders Retires To Socialist Paradise…

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Trump-Appointed Judicial Nominee Displays Legal Expertise By Withdrawing Nomination

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