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Special “Earth Day Promo” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 2019
Trump’s 817th Day In Office
APRIL 19 EARTH DAY PROMO Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers  
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image005A lot of blood was shed on Friday’s April 19 date in American history. That was the day in 1775 when Patriots in Lexington and Concord fired the opening volley for liberty, where the shot heard ‘round the world officially began the American Revolution during the Battle at Lexington Green, in 1861, we had the first bloodshed during the Civil War. In 1993, Clinton’s Attorney General Janet Reno blew up David Koresh and his followers at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco; and in 1995, Timothy McVeigh blew up the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Now which event do you think our Kneepad Liberals in the Press are most likely to mention? Hurley the Historian

image005image007Some people confuse yesterday’s “Patriots’ Day” celebration with my “Patriot Day” commemoration on September 11. —George W. Bush

image005Did you forget to mention that yesterday in 1775, we set out on horseback from Boston, riding to every Middlesex, village, and farm to warn the countryside that the British were coming? Patriots Paul Revere and William Dawes

image005Today we’re not just bringing you one little quote, we have the whole damn poem. And wouldn’t you know, even way back when, the New York Times was already undermining America’s patriotism. —Your Quote for Today Committee

image005We remember when a million fans hit the streets of Boston last year on Patriots’ Day for the 119th running of the Boston Marathon. Security was high along the 26.2 mile course, in recognition of the bombing of the 2013 race, which killed three people and injured 264 in the one of the most visible attacks on U.S. soil since Sept. 11, 2001. —Reuters News Service

image005How odd was it that time when Patriots’ Day was celebrated on Hitler’s Birthday? —Marge Schott

image005Does anybody remember Ohio Delusional Republican Governor Kasich’s misleading claims about his election results in the 2014 Election? Results from Cuyahoga County show he got even fewer people to vote for him in Cuyahoga County than Mitt Romney did and would actually have no chance of winning Ohio if he were the Republican nominee. —Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski

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Did everybody hereabouts have fun watching us stonewall our secret memos about the City Manager Harry Black’s late-night inebriated phone calls just like the FBI/DOJ stonewalled memos about the Mueller inquisition? —Cincinnati City Council Cabal (PG Sitt-and-Spin, Squealbak, Young, Landsman, and Dennard)

 

image005At least the Cincinnati City Council Cabal wasn’t stonewalling “sexting” messages like our adult employees. —Forest Hills School District

image005How bad is it when even those Liberal suckups at PMSNBC said my Complete Campaign Clusterfuck was the most contrived-appearing campaign ever? —Hillary

image005Do you think people would’ve cared to learn more about Hillary Clinton, especially all our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19? America Rising

image005If only Radical Islamic Terrorists had attacked a golf course, then Obama’s White House might’ve finally paid attention. Republican 2016 Presidential Candidate TEA Party Ted Cruz

image005We think it’s really patriotic for us to be taking so much time off so we can go back home and campaign for re-election in only 567 more days. —Crooks in Congress

image005Does anybody remember that “Diversity Event” where girls would have to spend the day wearing a hijab? —Mason High Schoolimage008

image005Are sure this is the “next year” we’ve all been waiting for? —Typical Reds Fan Farley Fairweather


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image005The most patriotic thing in the issue of The Blower’s
25th Anniversary series that came out April 16, 1991 was a story about the weekend warriors in the 169th Underground Mess Kit Repair Group’s return to their unit in Norwood. [SEE EDITION #46 HERE]  

image005In Northern Kentucky, everybody’s getting ready for the big Earth Day celebration on Monday. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

 image005For the first Earth Day in 1970, my teacher let us out of class early so we could sweep up cigarette butts from the gutter. This weekend I attended the Earth Day concert on the DC Mall — not quite what I remember as a kid. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson

image005It’s great to care about the environment (and people probably should), but it’s incredibly hypocritical to go to a concert celebrating the environment and leave the area a trash-strewn mess. Simply going to a concert is not an indulgence to litter in the future. Christine Rousselle at Town Hall.com  image014

image005image016In honor of Earth Day, we’ll be serving green bologna to all our guests at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

image005On Earth Day, I’ll really miss talking trash on Bill Cunningham’s Trash Talk Radio Show like it used to on WLW700 Hate Radio. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters

image005On Earth Day, are you allowed to cut your grass? —Goof Doofus

image005On Earth Day, is it still OK to make love to your sheep? —Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams

image005On Earth Day, you don’t have to put money in parking meters, right? —Steve “I’m 5’0, Not 4’11” Mergele

image005image017Here’s our Earth Day joke: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet. —Ken Ham at the Creation Museum

image005Never lend geologists money. They consider a million years recent. —Bluegrass Pawn Shops

image005I always enjoy watching lesbian mud wrestling on Earth Day. —Horny in Hebron

image005Earth first, we’ll strip mine the rest of the planets later. —Kentucky Coal Miners Who Voted For Trump

image005For Earth Day, I asked this hot tree hugger babe if she’d like to sit on my stump. —Bobby Leach

image005Trish the Dish wants to know when we celebrate Up Uranus Day. —TV 19 News 

image005It’s a funny thing, I asked the same question last night. —Sheree Paolello

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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Annoying Orange – Earth Day

 image023(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Joe Wessels, planning to celebrate Earth Day on Friday by personally picking up every used condom in Over-The-Rhine.

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