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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY

Tonight It’s The Top Ten Things That Probably Won’t Prevent The Next School Shooting Attack In America:

10. More Useless Debates In Congress About School Safety

9. Fake Facts About Assault Weapons

8. Liberal Editorials and Letters To The Editor

7. Watching Crisis Actors At George Soros Funded Marches And Rallies

6. The Liberal Narrative From VERYFAKENEWSCNN and MSNBC

5. Self-Serving Political Press Conferences 

4. Candlelight Vigils

3. Thoughts And Prayers

2. Political Correctness

And the Number One Thing That Probably Won’t Prevent The Next School Shooting Attack In America Is…Listening To Distraught Teenagers’ Advice On The NRA And Gun Control!

 

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

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“All The News That’s Not To Fake” — TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Maxine Waters Demands Ban On Salt Weapons

GARDENA, California (World News Bureau) – Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD-Ca) on Wednesday called for a federal ban on “salt weapons.” 

Speaking in front of a high school assembly in Gardena, California, Waters told the students, “Everyone knows salt is bad you, yet Trump and the Republicans do everything to make sure crazy students and white nationalists are able to buy all the salt weapons they want. I’m so woke and I’m not going to stand for it, and neither should you.”

The manufacturer of one of the most popular salt weapons sold in America (below) called Water’s attack “fucking insane.”

 

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13 Russians And 63 Million Trump Voters Indicted

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Billy Graham Converts Thousands To Christ While Waiting In Line To Get Into Heaven

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Panicked Billy Graham Realizes He Took Wrong Turn Into Heaven’s Largest Gay Neighborhood
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #39 Published On February 12, 1991)

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