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Special “Re-gifting Guide” E-dition

HEADER-DE 11 REGIFT

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2017 

In Washington, They Re-gift Your Own Tax Money

 image005image004GIFTS YOU CAN’T AFFORD: In DC, our Washington Watchdog says Congress passed a two-week funding bill Thursday, staving off a government shutdown a day ahead of the deadline. But lawmakers face a turbulent next few weeks as they try to clinch a broader budget deal by the end of the year.

The resolution sailed through the House on Thursday afternoon, with 235 representatives in favor and 193 opposed. The Senate sent the bill to President Trump just over an hour after passing it by an 81 to 14 vote, barely a day ahead of the Saturday deadline by which the government runs out of money.

image005HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1992, U.S. Marines stormed into Mogadishu, Somalia, to spearhead a multinational force aimed at restoring order in the conflict-ridden country, but if Obama had been president during that disastrous endeavor, he would’ve said it was time to open a dialogue with the Somali warlords without preconditions.

image005image007THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says on last year on this date, Obama stated that “Over [the] last eight years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland.” Talk about something actually deserving of being labeled as “fake news.”

image005Meanwhile, there was still a way for Obsessive Obama Supporters like Tom and Rose to show their love for our Obamessiah during the Christmas Season. That’s why this limited edition “Obama Village Idiot” ornament for only $28.99 plus God only knows how much for shipping and handling, would look so great on your Obamamas Tree, as Obama Supporters in the Press continue to promise their millions of gullible followers, pretty soon our Special Counsel Robert Mueller will find something he can charge Trump with so “Crooked Hillary” can be president. No kidding!

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WHISTLEBLOWER HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE:

This seems to be a pretty good gift for your favorite elected official.

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image005image009 JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS: K-Mart announces a new shipment of Chabotheads has just arrived.

image005Now for those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman at “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at Jack casino in downtown Cincinnati, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all sing the fifth verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by Lt. Colonel Danny Bubp-kis, about whom “Mean Jean” lied on the floor of Congress and wound up as a laughingstock on “Saturday Night Live.” It goes something like this:

          image011  On the Fifth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me,
            Five Libelous Liars,
            Four Screeching Tires,
            Three Borgman Cartoons,
            Two Red Dresses,
            And One Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.

It’s really beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, isn’t it, Portman.

Now here’s an update on that Company Christmas Party you’ve been reading about in The Blower:

image013FROM: Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE:  December 9 
RE:       Patty Lewis and the Holiday Party

I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the December 23 off with full pay.

            Happy Holidays!

  image005KWANZA KLAUS with only 17 more shoplifting days until Kwanzaa, Cincinnati’s violent crime rate is one of the highest in the nation, across communities of all sizes (both large and small). Violent offenses tracked included rape, murder and non-negligent manslaughter, armed robbery, and aggravated assault, including assault with a deadly weapon.

image005image014NoKY NEWS: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said last year when he called the Adams County (Ohio) Travel and Visitors Bureau in Ohio, to get directions to those Amazing Amish Christmas Lights near Squirrel Town, it reminded him to tell readers that Rick “The Bat Boy” Robinson now has his pet squirrel “Nutsy” tastefully decorated for Christmas

image015image005MORE HOLIDAY MAGIC: Another Holiday Party Rick never misses is the Annual World Orgasm for Peace Day Orgy at the Fort Mitchell County Club, co-sponsored by Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell and the Northern Kentucky Cougars’ Association. That godless pagan event is on December 21, just in time for Druids to celebrate the Winter
Solstice. Two years ago Marvin the Mayan said he’d like to come too, because if the world did actually come to an end on December 21, he’d like to go out with a gang bang. Then everybody watched  “Getting into the Holiday Spirit with Eric and Nicole.”

image005image022AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the way we keep finding out how much race relations had deteriorated during the Obama administration.

“Take today’s Radical Liberal Establishment Media organized boycott and protest today when President Trump showed up at the dedication of the new Civil Rights Museum in Mississippi,” Kane explained. They played the Race Card big time after the head of the NAACP and two black DemocRAT congressmen  (John Lewis, a leader in the U.S. Civil Rights Movement, and Bennie Thompson) began promoting their decision to boycott today’s museum’s opening on Thursday because President Trump would also be there. How racist was that!

Dozens of protesters, some holding signs that read “Love Trumps Hate” and “Trump Trounces on Civil Rights,” gathered outside the new museum as the president arrived in Jackson for a private tour of the facility’s exhibits. Trump addressed a group of people inside the museum after his tour.

Finally, IS IT CHRISTMAS YET?

For the past 25 years, Wreaths Across America has volunteered to place beautiful Christmas wreaths on the tombstones of fallen soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery — the burial ground for nearly 400,000 veterans. Yet the nonprofit organization is facing a shortage of 25,000 wreaths this year and could use some help. 

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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our December fund-raising drive by the Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House.

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Some party-crashing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally party-crashing subscribers.

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Today’s Whistleblower Heartwarming Video 

OBAMA’S BLACK SKIN PRIVILEGE

image019Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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