Tag Archives: Remembering Barbara Bush

Another “Tuesday’s Triumphs” E-dition

Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

TUESDAY'S TRIUMPHS

TUESDAY, MAY 1, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP WHISTLEBLOWER STORY — 


—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweets  — 

 

The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

Now Available At The Whistleblower Store

Order Yours Today

Mending The Nation – Jon McNaughton

“Respect the Flag”

FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT JON McNAUGHTON’S PAINTINGS, CLICK HERE.

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE

— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

With Only Seven More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Election, Mary Taylor Promises To End Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Medicare Expansion

Anderson Apocalypse Update

Half of Anderson High School’s Class of 1956 would be turning over in their graves because of the current controversy over the Anderson High School Redskins Name which was obviously just another diversion from serious financial matters caused by the scandal-plagued Forest Hills School Board’s incompetence and deceptions. The other half are already dead.

Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas had a few choice words for the two Cincinnati City Clowncil Members who insinuated themselves into the Redskins Controversy Monday night: “If we gave a rat’s ass about your opinions, we’d live in the city. And if the City is ever the most desirable place to live for the last six like years like Anderson Township is, maybe we could take your comments seriously.

Meanwhile, this afternoon’s Breaking News E-dition showed nine photos of the interior of the still unfinished Anderson High School taken today (5/1/2018) sent in by an individual who wanted to remain anonymous. You can see them HERE.

Our Conservative Curmudgeon says:

To Hamilton County Commissioners

RE:  A bleak future with massive cuts to services would await…

Well, that’s too damn bad.

It’s way past the time for you to cut County costs and leave We The People and our pocketbooks alone.

Additionally, you should — you must — enact property tax abatement for those of us who have been in our homes for 20, 30, 40 and more years — instead of giving buyers of poorly-designed Tyvek houses built on tear-down lots 15 years on the cuff.  THAT just has to be in violation of the Equal Protection Clause.

We await your bleakness.

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

Mueller Questions For Trump Leaked

The White House is expressing outrage over the release of a list of questions Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller intends to ask President Trump. Included in the nearly four dozen questions published by the New York Times on Monday were:

  • Did you confer with any foreign power during your campaign?
  • Does Melania sleep in the nude?
  • Did you collude with Russia during the election?
  • Who has the tighter body – Stormy Daniels or Melania?
  • Have you ever been a Russian agent?
  • Is it true that Melania often lounges in provocative negligees?
  • Have you ever spoken privately with President Putin?
  • What type of noises does Melania make while having sex?

 TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERE

Obama Claims Credit For North And South Korea Summit

 TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

Humble Donald Trump Refuses To Take Any Credit For Korea Talks

TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

WASHINGTON—Frantically searching desk drawers, file folders, and the soil of a potted plant, Eric and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly ransacked Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s office Tuesday in order to steal the corresponding answer key for the questions investigators planned to ask their father. “USA Patriot Number…

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters — — HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —

The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 466. There Are Now Only 916 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.