FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2017
News Flash: The Media Still Back “Crooked Hillary”
This week, everybody who thinks real journalism has been “Officially Dead” ever since the 2016 Elections because 2016 has been officially declared the Year Journalism Died, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Farron Balanced, who says just like at The Fishwrap, liberal reporters everywhere are either too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to report the truth.
Farron wins another “Hillary in Prison” yard sign to replace the 42nd one that just got stolen, a bullshit detector for watching all those candidates’ commercials on TV, and a free subscription to the Special Whistleblower “Insiders E-dition.” His winning entry is:
Is Journalism officially dead?
From embarrassment their faces should be red
‘Cause they’re all in the swillery
For Obama and Crooked Hillary
To promote the Liberal Media Conspiracy instead
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
Is journalism officially dead?
That’s what some experts have said.
Of truth the media is bereft
They are in the tank with the Left
And with Hillary they are clearly in bed.
The first line of next week’s Limerick Contest:
“What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night”
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TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO
Last year’s final debate between Donald J. Trump and “Crooked Hillary” Clinton opened up a wormhole to another universe that sucked “Weird Al” Yankovic through it to moderate in the key of Bb minor.