Tag Archives: Political Correctness

Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition

limerick

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2017

News Flash: The Media Still Back “Crooked Hillary”

image005This week, everybody who thinks real journalism has been “Officially Dead” ever since the 2016 Elections because 2016 has been officially declared the Year Journalism Died, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Farron Balanced, who says just like at The Fishwrap, liberal reporters everywhere are either too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to report the truth.

Farron wins another “Hillary in Prison” yard sign to replace the 42nd one that just got stolen, a bullshit detector for watching all those candidates’ commercials on TV, and a free subscription to the Special Whistleblower “Insiders E-dition.” His winning entry is:

Is Journalism officially dead?
From embarrassment their faces should be red
‘Cause they’re all in the swillery
For Obama and Crooked Hillary
To promote the Liberal Media Conspiracy instead

And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):

Is journalism officially dead?
That’s what some experts have said.
Of truth the media is bereft
They are in the tank with the Left
And with Hillary they are clearly in bed.

The first line of next week’s Limerick Contest:
“What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night”image003

MEDIA BIAS HOT LINE
E-mail your egregious examples todayimage007

Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers.

To be considered for an e-mail subscription to The Whistleblower Newswire, persons of consequence anywhere in the world may apply by e-mailing requests to whistleblower@cinci.rr.com.image003

PUSSYGATE UPDATE HOT LINE
E-mail your Partisan Posters today.image008

Some PussyGate items in today’s Blower
were sent in by our PussyGate promoting subscribers.image003

TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO
Last year’s final debate between Donald J. Trump and “Crooked Hillary” Clinton opened up a wormhole to another universe that sucked “Weird Al” Yankovic through it to moderate in the key of Bb minor.

image003 image006