THURSDAY, APRIL 30, 2018
Here’s What To Expect
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what to anticipate at tonight’s Third Anderson Apocalypse Meeting.
“You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss two hours goodbye,” Kane explained, “because the scandal-plagued Forest Hills School Board will be devoting two hours to the faux outrage of a few Loony Liberals who want to replace the oh-so politically incorrect 80-year old “Redskins Name.”
30 Keepers and 30 Changers will each get two minutes to speak, but it’ll be just another diversion from serious financial matters caused by the School Board’s incompetence and deceptions.
But The Blower has two suggestions that might solve everybody’s problems.
First, here’s our design for a new T-shirt.
And if that doesn’t satisfy everyone, rather than pissing voters off by blowing $1 million School Board doesn’t have on an “official name change,” why not just send the three Snowflakes at Anderson who are really, really offended by that hateful “Redskins Team Name” to Turpin.