FRIDAY, JANUARY 24, 2020
WE’RE ENJOYING THE MOST IDIOTIC IMPEACHMENT EVER
On Trump’s 1,099th Day In Office
We’re Getting Ready For Opposite Day Tomorrow
…because that’s when everything you say and do is supposed to be the opposite of what you really mean. If you say “yes,” you mean “no.” If you say “turn left,” you mean “turn right.” And if you say “I love you,” you really mean “I hate you.”
We’re not really sure who created Opposite Day, but some sources vaguely connect the holiday to President Calvin Coolidge. Coolidge told the press “I do not choose to run” in the 1928 election, which left everyone wondering if he really meant the opposite.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says also on yesterday’s date in 1961, John F. Kennedy held the first live televised presidential news conference, and presidents of both parties have been telling us the opposite of what they meant on TV ever since.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Obama’s “If you like your health plan, you can keep it,”because all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, And Get All Of Their Local “Fake News” From Our Obama Supporters In The Press, Like The Ones At The Fishwrap, And On Channel 5, 9, 12, And 19, obviously don’t care if Obama ever meant it.
SENATIOR SCHUMER shut down the government when funding for a border wall was part of the legislative package.
But back in 2006, 80 U.S. Senators, including Senator Schumer himself, along with Senators Obama, Biden, Clinton, Bill Nelson, Debbie Stabenow, and many others supported a bill that authorized 700 miles of fencing on our southern border.
In the House, 64 Democrats voted for the 700 miles of border fencing, including then Rep. Sherrod Brown.
Sen. Boxer Supported Southern Border Fence in 2006
Obama Supported Southern Border Fence in 2006
Hillary Clinton Brags About Voting For A Border Fence To Keep Out Illegal Immigrants
Demo-Media Trump-Haters don’t celebrate Opposite Day because they always say what they mean, because it’s never the truth.
It’s been Opposite Day for Disingenuous DemocRATS during the first 734 days of the Trump Presidency, because their post-election flip-flops abound. Complaining that the election had been rigged was a threat to democracy when Donald Trump brought it up, and the D-RATS’ FAKE NEWS Spigot has been left running wide open.
For Reversing Republicans, Trump has done the opposite of everything the GOP said it needed to do to survive, while turning the entire Political Universe inside out, and for the Political Elite, these days everything is the exact opposite of what they’re used to in the Lewis Carroll Looking Glass World they live in.
Now from the sublime to the ridiculous, in honor of Opposite Day, Members of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team are not proud to present our Opposite Day Lawyer.
This is the Official “Opposite Day” E-dition. Any other “Opposite Day” E-dition you might possibly see is surely a fake.
OPPOSITE DAY HOT LINE
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