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Another “Tuesday’s Triumphs” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JULY 03, 2019
Trump’s 893rd Day In Office

WEDNESDAY WILD CARDS

Now For Something Really Patriotic

THE WHISTLEBLOWER INDEPENDENCE DAY EVE SPECIAL

George Washington Reads The Declaration of Independence

1776 The Vote

President Trump & Melania Host 4th of July Picnic For Military Families | Full Speech 7/4/17

Donald Trump 4th of July 2017 ”Make America Great Again Song ”

4th of July Zombies – Americans Don’t Know Why We Celebrate Fourth of July!

A CAPITOL FOURTH (2018) | Official Trailer | PBS

1812 Overture by Jack Everly and the National Symphony – July 4th 2014

A History Channel Tweet Placed George Washington At Gettysburg

Coming Tomorrow
People Who’ll Say “Fourth Of July” Instead Of “Independence Day”

Watch Live: July 4th In Washington, Trump’s ‘Salute To America’ Military Event | NBC News

Probably The Best Trump Poster You’ll See Tomorrow

Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

 Nation’s Loyalists Compete In Annual Nigel’s Bangers And Mash Eating Contest

 

NEW YORK—Frantically stuffing sausages and creamy potatoes into their mouths as a cheering crowd waved Union Jacks, the nation’s Loyalists competed Tuesday in the annual Nigel’s Bangers and Mash Eating Contest. “There’s no other proper way to affirm your allegiance to the Crown than to watch these iron-bellied competitors devour prodigious amounts of Nigel’s Finest Bangers and Mash,” said event grand marshal The Right Honourable Bromley Danforth, who confirmed he was “positively on tenterhooks” in anticipation of which gravy-splattered Tory would take home the grand prize of 10,000 pounds sterling. “It appears the participants have adopted a rather unorthodox strategy of separating the bangers from the mash before dunking the potatoes in a cup of Earl Grey for swift ingestion. What a bravura display of endurance—easy, lads, or you won’t have any room for afters!” At press time, “God Save The Queen” was blaring from a loudspeaker after reigning champion Sir Thomas Chesternut set a new world record by consuming 40 plates of bangers and mash in 10 minutes. 

Tonight’s Ben Garrison Feature
From all of us at Grrrgraphics, we wish you and your family a very Patriotic Independence day! But please keep your pets (and Social Justice warriors) indoors.
We don’t want them traumatized by flags and fireworks!
Story: Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick declared Nike’s new flag shoe featuring the Betsy Ross Flag was racist and triggered him into knee knocking, pants peeing waves of anxiety.
Nike responded by cancelling their roll out of the new Air Max shoe and doubling down with a statement that our flag represents slavery and racism.
Arizona’s Governor promptly told Nike to take their factory and move on down the bench out of Arizona. I am happy Doug Ducey put country before profit.
Of course the “imbecile in training”, California Governor Gavin Newsom promptly chimed in and invited Nike to build it’s factory in California. Because, don’t you know, California just loves them some social justice pleasing, anti-American corporations. They already have Facebook, Google and Twitter so what’s one more un-American company?
Nike should have told the washed up Jock, no, but of course they are making boatloads of money off the guy and want to keep that pig-skin piggy bank full. Follow the money trail because that is the key to finding out what really is going on.
American Corporations have sold out to the Social Justice mob.
Tina
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