MONDAY, MAY 21, 2018
They Were Looking To Set A New Low-Voter-Turnout Record In 2016
(And Just When They Were About to Run Out of Mud!)
Had Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo been really covering the Disingenuous DemocRAT Primary Mudslinging Contest for the previous year?
You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Northern Kentucky, our readers knew to expect nothing less.
Everybody said the 2016 Presidential Primary Contest between a Corrupt, Scandal-Plagued Liar and a Socialist will be a tough race to predict. But it might be a little easier if somebody took a poll to see what the actually voters thought.
Northern Kentucky Trailer Park Owner Nathan “Cornbread” Smith predicted Mrs. Bill Clinton to win the state and Northern Kentucky over Bernie Sanders by a wide margin. “Bill Clinton’s Enabler has come a lot to Northern Kentucky,” Smith told The Fishwrap. “She’s invested time and energy here.” WTF was that supposed to mean? Of course, there was no follow up on that BS claim.
“It really doesn’t matter who got more votes,” Smith explained. “The Disingenuous DemocRAT National Committee will make sure Crooked Hillary winds up with all the delegates anyway.”
More Fake 2016 Primary News Later