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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES —
Crooked Hillary Says Investigating Her Would Be A Disastrous Step Toward Dictatorship
Mass-Murdering Charles Manson (The Son Of A Cincinnati Prostitute) Is Still Not Dead
Over-taxed Payers’ $17 Million Sexual Harassment Settlements For Past And Present Members Of Congress Probably Does Not Include Former Ohio Second District Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —
Sen. Al Franken Accused Of Forcibly Kissing, Groping Woman In 2006
Al Franken Apologizes After groping Accusations
Stuart Smalley – Daily Affirmations
Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters
— Tonight’s Trump Twitterstorm —
— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
“The Three Amigos”
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— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Clinton Foundation Looking To Buy Island
The Clinton Foundation is reportedly looking to buy a private island to use as a refuge for disadvantaged children from around the world. In an interview on Wednesday (below), Bill Clinton announced he is personally visiting Columbia for a few days later this month to scout possible locations by boat.
Former President Clinton discusses buying island for children’s refuge
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Senator Al Franken Kissed and Groped Me Without My Consent, And There’s Nothing Funny About It
It looks like Al Franken has already assembled a jury of his peers to judge him at the hearing he has called upon himself earlier today. I was going to make that picture, but thankfully someone did it for me (Ushanka tip to Putin_on_the_Ritz). A few hours into this news cycle, two new sexual assault stories broke out – and if I weren’t such a prog, I could have sworn it almost looks like a well-orchestrated damage control by means of releasing older material that had been corked until an opportune moment such as this.
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Nation Approves Plan To Push Hollywood Into Pacific Ocean
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new law passed by Congress and signed into law by President Trump Thursday approves a plan to push Hollywood into the Pacific…
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DemocRATS Call For Convincing Amount Of Condemnation For Al Franken
WASHINGTON—In response to radio personality Leeann Tweeden’s allegations of being inappropriately groped by Al Franken during a 2006 U.S.O. tour, DemocRAT Party leaders issued calls Thursday for a convincing amount of condemnation for the Minnesota senator. “I urge my fellow DemocRATS to renounce… Continue Reading
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