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Special “Elvis’ Birthday” E-dition

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TODAY IS
MONDAY, JANUARY 11, 2021
TRUMP’S 1452nd DAY IN OFFICE

JAN 8 ELVIS BIRTHDAY

image004Elvis Wonders If It’s Really Worth Coming Back From The Dead To Sing About Dead Voters At Joke Biden’s Inauguration Next Wednesday.

image006HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says yesterday was Elvis’ Birthday, but none of the schools and government offices in Northern Kentucky were closed. Pictured here is the winner of this year’s Whistleblower Elvis Look-a-like Contest.

image006OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE selected Elvis’ “I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.”

 

image006HAMILTON COUNTY REAL ESTATE TAXES: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says “Your Jacked Up Tax Bill will be in the mail tomorrow and you have until midnight on February to get the money in, or our Disingenuous D-RAT County Auditor will publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.” And if you think your property taxes are too high, don’t call The Treasurer’s office—it’s the County Auditor who Jacked Up Your Taxes.

image006Also tomorrow, it’ll be Revered Former Southwest Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen’s Birthday, who say’s he’s really glad publications don’t automatically reprint a prediction you made previously, if what you said doesn’t happen to come true.

 

image006MASTURBATING MEMORIES: Our BFFs on Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page shared a memory from January 9, 2013, when The Blower published its Special “Kevin O’Brien Case” E-dition where “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ prosecutors were caught with their pants down, too!


You bet, Angry Andersonians were really outraged when our Disgraced Ex Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien got off on a technicality for trying to get off in front of a Wellborn woman. Judge Fanon Rucker, the same judge who gave O’Brien a pass on his bond amount when he was first elected, said the evidence didn’t stand up in court when “Jaywalking Joe’s” assistant prosecutors, who were also caught with their pants down, failed to make the charges stick. “The Mad Masturbator slipped right through our fingers this time,” the Jaywalker sadly admitted.

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 KEVIN O’BRIEN MASTURBATION HOT LINE

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Some masturbating elected official items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally masturbating elected official, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.

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image010REMEMBER: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping D-RAT Auditor, who still hasn’t explained exactly how his office came up with its so-called Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes that are due on February 05.  Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows how.

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Whistleblower Video of the Day
Kevin O’Brien’s Favorite Training Film

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