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MONDAY, APRIL 23, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Anti-Social Media Update —
A standing room only crowd at tonight’s Anderson Apocalypse Meeting being conducted by the Forest Hills School Board where replacing the oh-so politically incorrect Redskins Mascot is being used as a just another diversion from serious financial matters caused by the School Board’s deception on that building levy.
The Blower says Angry Andersonians should really be questioning why their school has been left in such an unfinished state. Was the contractor on AHS really non-performing or are they out of money and looking for a scapegoat? How much of permanent improvement money was diverted to the levy projects instead of being accumulated for future needs?
How much time should be devoted to the faux outrage of a few Loony Liberals? The Forest Hills School District should be challenged on something that matters.
Obviously, the Redskin’s Controversy was easier for our Biased Media Morons to report.
Ask Yourself: Could The Entire “Anderson Redskin Controversy” Be Just A Diversion?
Is this bigger than lying to voters about how much they would benefit from a huge building levy?
Is this bigger than decision-making locked in the past, students having to attend class in deplorable half-finished buildings, and massive cost overruns?
Is this bigger than failure of the school district to organize buildings and infrastructure to significantly improve the delivery of education to students, cut operating costs, and keep tax bills reasonable?
The bogus mascot controversy isn’t even in the same ballpark as that stuff. Neither was the adult employees sexting controversy. But both take people’s minds off what they don’t want to face – that they have supported their elected leaders in leaving the district in a deep hole of mediocrity the over-taxed payers’ great grandchildren will still be trying to pay off.
T-shirts Featuring Anderson’s Suggested New Logo Sold Out After Tonight’s Meeting.
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NEW YORK (World News Bureau) — A black female valiantly fought off three white men who attempted to publicly lynch her, seriously wounding all three.
Gossip rump-rider Perez Hilton, former celebrity Tom Arnold, and pretend-black person, Shaun King, piled on African American conservative, Candice Owen, after entertainer Kanye West publicly applauded her courage and thinking.
West’s comments apparently infuriated the three white liberals, prompting a concerted attack over social media that even included Arnold posting a photo of himself flipping off Owens and demanding she “suck racist d*k,” a phrase the failed comic made famous in LA’s red light district over the last 35 years, according to sources.
Owens fought back with an intellectual beat-down that left the three men bloodied, especially black-wannabe SJW Shaun King when Owen Tweeted “are you still pretending to be black?” A distraught King was reportedly later seen nursing a 40 oz. Colt .45 Malt Liquor and a bucket of Church’s Fried Chicken in front of Al Sharpton’s home before being escorted away by police.
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