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cherished facebook memory Annual “Lincoln’s Birthday” E-dition

THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS

FOR MONDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTEENTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S TODAY’S MOST CHERISHED FACEBOOK MEMORY

Persons Of Consequence And Facebook Friends Already Know How Sensitive And Sentimental Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Is, Sharing His Most Cherished Moments And Memories Daily On Our Facebook Page. See What Our Old Sweet, Softie, Satirist Has Shared Today.

THAT DAY WAS
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND DID ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* REALLY REFER TO TRUMP AS “ABRAHAM LINCOLN” DURING THE FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 2020


Happy Birthday to the Old Rail-Splitter

Hurley the Historian says today is Lincoln’s real birthday, and to celebrate that occasion in 1999, the D-RAT Controlled U.S. Senate voted to acquit Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton on his impeachment charges of perjury and obstruction of justice.

In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was sure none of our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press would remember any of this when our Peyronie’s President campaigned in Cincinnati for Hillary’s equally foolish attempt to campaign for president.

Today our Quote for Today Committee’s selection by Abraham Lincoln should come as no surprise: “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” Back then, however, Honest Abe never imagined Republicans in Congress, would ever appear ready, willing, and able to cave into Dishonest D-RATS every chance they got.

In 2017, what made Lincoln’s Birthday all the more historic was finding out Disgraced Sore Loser Obama’s PACs were busing agitators to all those Republican town hall events across the country. Obama and the Obstructionist D-RATS Game Plan was to continue to disrupt Republicans from getting things done, while Obama Supporters in the Press kept on attempting to spin favorable comparisons of Obama and Crooked Hillary while wondering aloud when their likenesses would be added to Mount Rushmore.

Maybe that’s why Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said Trump Supporters all over America were in the midst of a Great Battle, testing whether this nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.

And still unable to figure out any of this are all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Second Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, then gave Obama a Third Term By A Real Lack Of Election Integrity For Illegal Resident Joke Biden*, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channels 5, 9, 12, 19, Spectrum, and don’t forget our Feckless Fishwrappers.

Now, Because A Good Joke Bears Repeating

One night Disgraced Ex-President Obama was awakened from his sleep by the ghost of George Washington. Figuring that it is a great opportunity to learn from the father of our country, Obama asked him for advice on how he should’ve served his fellow Americans.

“Be honorable and honest, as I was,” Washington told Obama.

The next night President Obama was awakened by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. Obama asked him for advice on how he should’ve served his fellow Americans.

“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government, as I did,” Jefferson told Obama.

The next night President Obama was awakened by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Obama also asked him for advice on how he should’ve served his fellow Americans.

“Most Americans today think you should’ve taken the night off and gone to the theater.”