WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2019
Trump’s 754th Day In Office
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This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were recalling that time they were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that Black Lies Matter leader who had come under fire after arguing on social media that white people are “sub-human” and suffer from “recessive genetic defects,” and musing about how the race could be wiped out. Nothing racist there, folks!
In a Facebook post, Black Lies Matter Toronto co-founder Yusra Khogali went on a rant, arguing that black people are the superior race because white people posses “genetic defects” that make them lesser humans. Amazingly, this so-called leader of a so-called organization was not trashing Trump at the Grammys the previous evening.
But here’s a question The Blower wishes somebody would’ve asked: What if a clueless Caucasian mused about how the Black race could be wiped out? Would 13.2% of the total US Population suddenly disappear?
Would prison population would go down by 37%?
Would there be 53% fewer gang members?
Would the Obesity percentage would drop 11%?
Would the Average IQ would go up 7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan?
Would Average SAT scores would go up almost 100 points?
Would Average ACT scores would go up 5.5 points?
Would AIDS & HIV would go down by 65%?
Would Chlamydia cases would go down 54%?
Would Gonorrhea would go down 69%?
Would Syphilis would go down 58%?
Would the average income for Americans would go up over $20,000 dollars a year?
Would the number of people in poverty drop 34%?
Would Homelessness go down 57%?
And would Welfare recipients go down by 42%?
Now let’s all listen to radio and internet talk show host Tommy Sotomayor for today’s Racial Healing Message.